A bro with more money than he knows what to do with. For most people a stolen laptop can be a financial burden especially a Mac. Real easy for a guy who can buy a new MacBook every week to act like theft is no big deal.
As someone who had his car raided, windows smashed out, and $3,000 in work and personal items stolen during a 40-minute gym session in a parking lot with patrolling security. This dude can seriously pound sand.
Before others argue this was during peak covid where you could enter the gym, but you couldn't bring any belongings inside other than your person. No, the gym didn't care and I was actually the fifth car raided that week. The patrolling security just said oh they know our patterns and smash and grab as soon as we pass by. The security was hired due to the fact things were in cars, but it was all typical security theatre.
Now some fun facts:
Can't claim anything that belongs to work. I lost security tokens as well so beyond the value it was an insane nightmare that negatively affected my job for weeks.
Police took an hour to show up and it was 35 degrees outside and I'm in shorts and a t-shirt. Gym folks didn't want to stay and said wait in my car (with no windows). Police pretty much said yeah it happens and nothing is ever recovered. Even if you have tracking they don't/won't act on it. Police officer even sympathized with the thief saying it was the holidays and money is tight for too many people.
Car insurance doesn't cover items stolen from cars. You have to claim to homeowners' insurance, and it will raise your rates the following year guaranteed.
Considering I had to pay my car deductible to get the car repaired combined with the impact to homeowners insurance and another higher deductible needing to be paid it was just a loss and move on situation. I just fixed the car and had a really terrible December that year.
If anything, Find My needs to be expanded and it's an automatic raid to the thief by local authorities.