You just sound like you hate apple. probably because you just cant get your hands on one... maybe you cant afford it... its like the time kids who cant land a date on prom night keep talking about how stupid prom night is... dude, if you cant be a part of something, its ok to watch from far away. dont spoil it for everyone.
Hate Apple? Can't afford a Nissan?
Are you serious?
As for prom, obscure, but hope you enjoy yours, now that more schools are allowing same-sex couples, you should have a super time...