This is one of the worst criticisms of a review I have ever seen, and I go on iMore a lot. Sorry dude, the only person missing the mark is you and you miss it badly.
1. I think your criticism of my criticism is one of the worst I've ever seen.
2. This is MacRumors not iMore, genius.
3. I'm embarrassed to learn that you're a fellow Illini.
So I guess we're even.
Newsflash: opinions are like a**holes, kid, everyone has one. You're entitled to yours, I'm entitled to mine. I prefer the old MacRumors guy, so sue me. You certainly have the right to go point by point and try to rebut what I wrote. But the vitriol and extra mustard you slather all over it makes me think you were probably a bit too
hangry, and maybe shoulda grabbed a Snickers before writing. It wouldn't have helped how illogical or pointless your responses were, but it mighta made them less testy.
My responses to your responses:
Dan from MacRumors:
1. Doesn't really like the the vertical dual cameras on the back of the iPhone X? THAT's what he has an opinion about? How the hell does is matter if they are vertical or horizontal?
It matters a lot as it makes the "laying flat on a table" worse. Without a case, the camera in a vertical orientation is worse than with a horizontal orientation. I could spell this out for you, but I shouldn't have to because it's fairly basic.
STATUS: Right off the bat I'm starting to wonder where this guy's priorities are. And if I trust his opinion.
Acceptable complaint.
You're entitled to whine all you want about the camera orientation, but I'd hope that the MacRumors reviewer would be savvy enough to know that it's a design compromise derived from the fact that the new vertical camera array optimizes the camera lenses for AR purposes, when the phone is typically held in landscape mode. So yeah, they could have kept the cameras the old way, so that the 25% of people who don't use a case can have their phone lie a 'little' flatter on a table (it never really lied very flat on the 7 Plus to begin with), or change their orientation to maximize the effectiveness of the new AR platform, the next great leap forward in how people on planet earth with use and interact with technology. Therefore, it's completely valid to question this guy's priorities as a reviewer. His inability to discuss design changes in and informed way and with proper context makes him less useful than a reviewer who does.
Status of your rebuttal: pointless.
2.
Doesn't think Face ID is necessary? "I would have liked to personally see Apple come up with a way to embed Touch ID in the screen or put it on the back where the Apple logo is?" What is he talking about? This is not an Apple guy.
Nothing about this says "I'm not an apple guy". I would expect an Apple guy to expect more and am open to hearing the reviewer's preferences.
STATUS: credibility on shaky ground.
It's a fine criticism. No one giving a review needs to make excuses for Apple. In fact, a real Apple guy expects more from Apple than you do.
A real Apple guy expects actually does expect a lot from Apple. He/she expects Apple to be one of the only tech companies with the balls to make the kind of bold, extremely difficult design changes necessary to change how people interface with technology and push their products (and as a result the industry) forward. He/she expects them to not allow the status quo to derail progress, and to have the stomach to make the necessary, tough design decisions (that they know will bring a chorus of complaints from the whiners and the clingers) because they believe that the long-term payoff is worth it. I don't expect a MacUser reviewer to make excuses for Apple, those are your words not mine. But I do expect them to put new interface design changes in historical perspective, and to come across as something more than a kid in a mall picking up an iPhone X for the first time and going "Ew, where's the but-un?". I received my iPhone X at 8am on launch day and by noon I was already annoyed by the home button on my iPad Pro, wishing that it too had Face ID. Its certainly not as powerful as it will be in future generations, but it is already better than Touch ID in 80% of use cases, and a fantastic new technology. Do you have an iPhone X? Do you share the reviewers luddite wishes? By virtue of the fact that you clearly don't understand the historical context behind this change, or the importance of having reviewer who puts it in context, you've shown yourself to be a tourist. If you were an actual Apple guy, you'd expect them to break with the past, no training wheels or safety net attached, just as I expected they would.
Status of your rebuttal: tourist talk.
3. Said "FaceID is here, but who knows for how long" What? Does this guy know Apple at all? Starting to think he's an Android-first guy who saw the job posting job a few months back for a MacRumors video guy and just needed the work.
I'm not sure what you problem is here. The security technology changes and something about this design does feel like a compromise.
STATUS: Credibility, shot.
It's official: you're not a good judge of credibility.
"...something about this design change does feel like a compromise." Really? How, exactly? Do you actually own an iPhone X? Because everyone that I know who owns one, myself included, feels like the new technology is pretty much like magic and and has quickly adapted the new gestures without much of a hiccup. And for the more that 100 million people who live north of the Mason Dixon line, being able to unlock your phone without taking our gloves off all winter doens't feel like much of a design compromise. Methinks you don't understand the word "compromise". Putting Touch ID under the screen (at great expense) or clumsily adding it to the back of the phone in addition to including Face ID would be the very definition of compromise. What Apple did is quite different. And for a reviewer to casually make such ridiculous, uniformed speculation that completely ignores the context of Apple's legendary history of design interface changes, the massive amount of time and effert they've committed to creating this technology, and the fact that the rest of the industry is scrambling to once again copy them, is an unforgivable sin for a reviewer. If a reviewer knows less about whether a new feature will stick around than I do, that's not useful to me as a reader.
Status of your rebuttal: incredibly uncredible.
Dan from MacRumors seems like an appliance guy, e.g. someone who works at Best Buy, not an Apple guy.
You complain about his credibility and then complain he's not an Apple guy. Which is it? You can't be both. Either the review is credible (unbiased) or it's not.
It's the hobgoblin of little minds to not be able to hold two seemingly contradictory ideas in their skull without it exploding. If you squeeze your eyes closed and think real hard maybe you can figure out how someone could have a deep, thorough understanding of Apple's operations, culture, products and history, while also giving fair and critical reviews of current offerings. Or you could just read Daring Fireball, or the Macalope, or Jim Dalrymple, or Walt Mossberg (sadly retired) or a half-dozen other who don't confuse knowledge with bias and are often the first to criticize Apple when they underperform or screw up.
Status of your rebuttal: it's adorable that you think you "got me" here. Think different, son.
His knowledge and understanding of Apple as a company seem superficial.
No one actually feels this way. This is your delusion.
"No one actually feels this way"? Huh. And you know this because... you took a poll? To me, Dan's knowledge of Apple does seem superficial, and I've outlined why in detail above. I don't hate Dan from MacRumors, and maybe he'll grow into it and adjust/get better. I just think that readers of this website deserve a reviewer with at least as much knowledge of Apple products and history (and the ability to put current offerings/activities in proper context) as general tech columnists from major news media sites do. Why come to an Apple specific site if you can't expect to find experts who have more informed opinions than the tech guy from USA Today (who's not bad, btw). And when the reviewer doesn't seem to even have as much insight about the topic at hand as the reader, that's a problem. Sure, it's great if he's also wise to information about other platforms, but not if it's at the expense of insight about the brand I'm coming to this site for news about. It's a reasonable expectation, bro. You, on the otherhand, are just engaging in insults and wild speculation, making up facts to spackle your crumbling argument. Bravo.
Status of your rebuttal: lair, liar, pants on fire.
And while it is nice to see what's going on with Android, I just don't know if I can rely on this guy for the inside scoop on Apple gear/software/services moving forward. Makes me miss Matt from Macrumors, who was super nerdy but very knowledgeable and thorough. That said, Dan from MacRumors is here now, but who knows for how long?
I applaud Macrumors for some level of understanding of the interest of all it's users
There's always that one guy at the end of bad 80's movies standing up and doing the slow, dramatic clap.
Status of your rebuttal: ctrl alt delete.