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I live in a house with three other Biologists and I am also a massive comics nerd. Bares literally no resemblance to BBT.
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you're a biologist?
Datz why you do not like/get/understand BBT...
Enjoy this, biologist sir...
“They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that's why they hated me.”
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
“Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it?”
“What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?”
“You can’t make a half sandwich. If it’s not half of a whole sandwich, it’s just a small sandwich.”
“A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.”
“Excuse me, but the sun is essential for all life on Earth. Frosty is merely a bit of frozen, supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.”
“Well, there’s always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam’s Razor would suggest that someone threw it out.”
“A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, ‘For you, no charge.’”