The article doesn't really make sense to me.
The guy could of saved some time and just said: "I don't think Dane Cook is funny"
This guy is so bad at articulating his opinion that he succumbs to calling Dane Cook and the people that like him "dorks."
Some people enjoy things that others do not. Some people find comedians funny that others do not. Not sure why the performer has to be personally attacked for entertaining. Most importantly, how in the hell is he "killing comedy?" The article doesn't even suggest a reason, other than that the author doesn't like him.
Mushrooms are killing Vegetables! (Sadly there are not many things I dislike enough to use as an example other than mushrooms---and I feel kinda bad even using mushrooms b/c they are OK).
Anyways, leave Dane Cook alone man. If you don't like him, don't listen/watch him. The authors jealously is surely revealed by his asinine article.