I Guess it Does Work...
I had called AT&T shortly after placing the order of my iPhone 5, which totaled to $549 because of the $250 early upgrade fee, and politely asked about getting a credit on my account to offset that amount. The representative I spoke with gave me a load of bullshhh as to why I couldn't receive any credits on my account. I thanked her and ended the call. I figured, *F* it, I'll just deal with it and move forward...I wasn't about to humiliate myself and start begging.
So, last week I was sitting online, paying bills, and next up on the list was my AT&T wireless bill. My balance (three lines + two $36 upgrade charges) was $280 and I was dreading having to pay it so I said, what the hell, let me try one more time. And I got lucky.
I explained to the lady that I had called once already and that I'd been denied any credits and just accepted the situation for what it was but, upon finding out that a few friends of mine (and by friends I'm referring to my fellow MR users LOL) had gotten a "discretionary credit" to offset the cost of upgrading early, I kinda felt left out and was hoping to receive the same benefit. I told her I wasn't requesting a credit for the early upgrade fee because I understand that cannot be credited, but that I would be grateful for anything she could do for me. She stated they were only allowed to issue credits up to a certain amount before they got audited and that she would see what she could do. She put me on hold and the whole time I assumed she would be nice and credit me $72 for the two handset upgrades. When she came back she said she could do $194 and at that moment I could've tongued-kissed her over the phone and I don't even like women. It wasn't the full $250 others have gotten but I was elated with the $194 and happily accepted it.
With that said, I encourage everyone to call and plead their case with them. Yeah, I know good and well I signed up for a two-year agreement and that my upgrade wasn't eligible for subsidy yet, but still... AT&T makes PLENTY of money off of us so I don't feel bad about whining a little and talking them out of a meager $194.