Australian Stereotypes

[Abstract]

.....I'm yet to come across anyone that acts in a 'stereotypical' way (in fact, I'd probably punch anyone that did).

Typical.

 

[mad jew]

I ate roo for dinner. Bloody good, too.

 

[notjustjay]

I ate roo for dinner. Bloody good, too.

I'm sure Piglet and Christopher Robin had good things to say about that. Not to mention poor Kanga.

 

[madoka]

I didn't even know there was such a thing as Australian stereotypes.

American: That's a great speech. Too bad New Zealanders are a bunch of cocky ******s descended from criminals and retarded monkeys.

Jemaine: No, you're thinking of Australians.

 

[mad jew]

I wish I was descended from monkeys! These flippers are useless.

 

[DoFoT9]

You mean kangaroos aren't hopping around the cities?! - another dream dies...

oh god... hahahahah


so many people underestimate us!

 

[remmy]

I wish I was descended from monkeys! These flippers are useless.

So that is why Australia is so good at cricket and swimming, how are we meant to compete?

 

[Aeolius]

I wish I was descended from monkeys! These flippers are useless.

P Sherman
42 Wallaby Way
Sydney

 

[JNB]

P Sherman
42 Wallaby Way
Sydney

Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

[DoFoT9]

Mine! Mine! Mine!

just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming.


i wonder if there actually is a 42 Wallaby way in sydney.

 

[Abstract]

Well there's an area called Dee Why. Nothing surprises me anymore.

 

[mad jew]

Yes, there is a 42 Wallaby Way in Sydney. More than one, in fact.

 

[DoFoT9]

Yes, there is a 42 Wallaby Way in Sydney. More than one, in fact.

google is your friend>>??<<

havent seen you around for a while where u been?

 

[mad jew]

Didgeridooing with the dimwit dingoes. Nah, just been held up for a bit. Should be back a little more from now though...

 

[DoFoT9]

Didgeridooing with the dimwit dingoes. Nah, just been held up for a bit. Should be back a little more from now though...

hahaha ok sounds fun good to see ya back cya round!

 

[CBear]

Can anyone say Rolf Harris? that man is such a God

 

[Keebler]

all I know is the Aussie accent on a lady is down right sexy

 

[kabunaru]

The only stereotype I heard about Australians is that they are the most laid back people on this planet.

Sorry if it is offensive but that is what I have heard.

 

[TheReef]

The only stereotype I heard about Australians is that they are the most laid back people on this planet.

Sorry if it is offensive but that is what I have heard.

It's evident on this page of the thread! (Jokes DoFoT9 )

i wonder if there actually is a 42 Wallaby way in sydney.

google is your friend>>??<<

 

[windowpain]

It's official!

Well at least the kids...

 

[windowpain]

..dammit. scrub that!

 

[iJohnHenry]

But they do travel with jars of Vegemite in their back-packs, looking to poison anyone within reach.

 

[voxnj]

It's official!

Well at least the kids...

Ahh shucks. I was hoping to get a roo ride.

 

[cazlar]

But they do travel with jars of Vegemite in their back-packs, looking to poison anyone within reach.

Yep, except someone had a brainwave a few years back, so you can now buy it in tube form - prefect for travelling to a foreign country without needing to carry a jar!

 

[DoFoT9]

It's evident on this page of the thread! (Jokes DoFoT9 )

is it counted as a stereotype if its true??

..dammit. scrub that!

i didnt know you could get fosters in australia, only overseas...