Australians are stupid

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  1. ezekielrage_99 macrumors 68040

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    Well I think everyone world wide has heard of this quality Australia export..

    If not here's a few refreshers


    News.com.au

    Youtube

    Between The Croc Hunter, Shane Warne, Barry Humphries and Corey I'm ashamed to be an Australian... No wonder no one in the world can take Australians seriously...
     
  2. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Yeah, as a Canadian living in Australia, I must say that Australians are, generally, pretty stupid. It's like the people here are pressured and massaged into living like modern people in modern times, and yet their brains still function like it's the 1980s, where you can be a little more sexist, a little more racist, and a little more of everything.

    Australia is, essentially, a country full of people who go a bit wild because their parents aren't home.
     
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    A redeeming quality about Australia, is their export of attractive female pop-stars.

    Olivia Newton John
    Kylie Minogue
    Natalie Imbruglia
     
  4. kretzy macrumors 604

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    Yeah, I just got home from overseas two days ago and hear that this is the main news headline...

    ...I want to go back overseas.
     
  5. AlBDamned macrumors 68030

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    Not forgetting Holly Valance...
     
  6. Xfujinon macrumors 6502

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    Hands down, no questions asked, the funniest thing I've seen in months.

    That kid cracked me up hard!

    I wish I could've been that cool when I was getting my ass handed to me by authority figures when I was younger. This'll be all over the internet, he'll be the next "Star Wars Kid" type phenomenon.

    He's a dumb bass, but you gotta hand it to the kid for taking the whole thing so far across the line that it is hysterical.

    I love this planet. It amuses me daily.
     
  7. ezekielrage_99 thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Until she starts "acting" or whatever she does in front of a camera...

    But she is good looking though...
     
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    My first thought here was "Vegemite". :confused:
     
  9. dukebound85 macrumors P6

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    that stuff is so gross lol
     
  10. kretzy macrumors 604

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    Blasphemy! There's nothing quite like Vegemite on toast for breakfast.
     
  11. dukebound85 macrumors P6

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    oh whatever! it tastes like concentrated salt with a bad aftertaste lol.
     
  12. ezekielrage_99 thread starter macrumors 68040

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    It is good but you have to spread it lightly unlike like peanut butter and jelly that is just too sweet for my likings.
     
  13. Rodimus Prime macrumors G4

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    well it not surpising for a country that was founded as a prison. jk.

    In an serousis I am among the group who think they are extremely smart but then again the professor in college I had the most respect for was from that country.
     
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    Ah, you guys are ok. You just need to send your youth off to war.
     
  16. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    lulz @ the douchebags thinking they're tough **** in the picture.
     
  17. iMacZealot macrumors 68020

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    Haha agreed. Those are some of the best one liners I've heard in a while.
     
  18. MrSmith macrumors 68040

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    Well...Marmite for one.
     
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    Obviously I wasn't referring to her acting, although her few minutes in Entourage weren't that bad...
     
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    that's the problem in australia. alot of the... well.. 'lower class' people around my age try to act too cool and end up looking like d*cks.
    BTW: the guy that organized the party is such a retard. he doesn't think his parents will find out.
     
  21. AlBDamned macrumors 68030

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    But his parents were interviewed on 60 minutes? I think he's just avoiding answering the calls from them. Surely he can't be so thick as to think they don't already know.
     
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    it could be worse.

    I live around plenty of aussies in colorado, and everyone of them is smarter than a Texan.
     
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    Haha, that kid is hilarious.

    The last few questions she asks him and his responses are the best.
     
  25. iMacZealot macrumors 68020

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    LOL....there's a law that Texans have to be off the mountains by Jan. 1 though, so they better watch out.
     

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