i forgot my adapter on a recent trip, forcing me to try the bluetooth headphones i had bought as a backup. they were great, never going back to wired headphones.
That's funny. I was on a recent trip that offered the playoffs on the seatback screen. No matter how many times I asked Siri, clicked, tapped, prodded for bluetooth connections, I couldn't connect (because "the future" is still way out in "the future" outside our walled garden).
Wait, I thought, I'll use the free Lightning buds that came with it. But no planes had Lightning jack connections either.
What did they
all have? A headphone jack.
So while some traveler like you probably got to miss the live action of the playoffs, those who happened to still cling to the most ubiquitous audio connection standard in the world got to enjoy them.
But who needs the playoffs, I thought. I'm an Apple guy and Apple says I should not want headphone jack hardware anymore. These stupid third parties like all of the major airlines not embracing "the future" is their loss. I'll show them. I'll just do without their live video streams of the big game. Who cares about sports anyway? Instead, I'll get some work done on my Mac.
Unfortunately I couldn't find a Lightning jack on my brand new Mac. And the batteries on the bluetooth option had already drained out during the flight. What to do?
Wait. What's that lone other jack on my Apple MB? Oh yeah, Apple still includes the headphone jack in everything else. Plug the antiquated right in and enjoy in a classic Apple, it "just works" way.
But wait. Some thief raided my row while I was in the restroom and took all of my audio connection hardware. Would I have to do without on the rest of the flight?
- I ask the flight attendant for some bluetooth buds but she says they only had Miller Lite.
- I ask for some Lightning buds but she says the weather should be clear all the way to our destination.
- Then I asked for some headphones and she sold me a pair for $5 that plugged right in to almost everything I had with me AND the seatback screen for the rest of the big game. Why? Because that's the benefit of ubiquity. It- ahem- "just works."
Fortunately, as soon as I landed, I was able to trash those "useless" wired headphones (which had tangled and repeatedly snagged not just me but the other passengers in my row, eventually ensnaring all the passengers & crew on the plane, and nearly found the way into the engines potentially killing us all) and laid out the cash for new bluetooth and Lightning buds (because carrying around spare cash is also so antiquated when one is living without "the future" tech). Because what matters to me as a consumer is to embrace whatever Apple wants me to embrace. They know best. All these other entities not running in lockstep with them is simply wrong and clinging to the past. I and the fans like me fully embrace "the future" because a corporation says I should.
Now what was the score of the big game?
