Best Way to Invest $1000 ?

8 months? Pay debt.
Even if you invest and get 2% average for 50 years that's still only 2800.00 or so. If you add a measly 500 a year, in 50 years you'll have 45K. If you add 2K a year and somehow average 4%, you'll have about 350K. See where I am going? My advice (being 56 years old so I know some ****) but pay the debt if you have any and/or figure out a long-term investment strategy.

Okay, kidding. Go with either the blow or 20 weekly 50 dollar blow jobs. That's a half a year of GUH.
 
wrinkster22 said:
Maybe Canadian/American/watever country saving bonds?
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Savings Bonds are great, but they tend to have a lot longer time horizon than the OP is looking for. They also tend to be pretty illiquid. I've got a couple that can only be cashed in one month out of the year. It's a pain...
 
Stock Market?

Red Hat is a prime company to be looking at.

Being serious though, from your other threads it sounds like you need to go see a Teenage Councillor. Best investment I made when I was having issues years ago. :cool:
 
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I'm surprised you don't want to donate your $1000 to the catholic church?! :rolleyes:

What ever happened to that girl with the $20k in loan debt?? Didn't you offer to pay some of that for her in your "single life" thread?! ;)
 
Hire a BMW and rent a Hooker for the night ending up at a late night mass. There, all your problems solved.

KGB:cool:
 
With BB 10 OS Developer kit around the corner you can invest some money in to that and if developers like it and say it'll be good then invest the rest of the $1K in and hopefully BB will eat some android marketshare.

I'm not hating on Android but I'm from Ontario and it would be great if BB could be a more common device again.
 
First rule of investing. Safe or decent returns? Pick one.

In this climate, you will be lucky to find a safe investment that stays ahead of inflation.

Good Luck.

Or invest in Gold. Although, they may not be making it anymore... but they still haven't found it all yet.
 
You can diversify across asset classes and rebalance once a year, but you only have 1K so I would say to just save it in a normal bank account and take out $75 a month to spend in thingS you might want or need.
 
Looking back, that "$10/month" for 8 months seems like a GREAT idea! I'm surprised nobody said that he should pick that.
 
fireshot91 said:
Looking back, that "$10/month" for 8 months seems like a GREAT idea! I'm surprised nobody said that he should pick that.
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Or Apple stock. He could have bought roughly two shares at $426 on Jan 18th, and today its worth $610.

A profit of $368 (minus broker and additional costs of course) Or a return of 43%
 
wrinkster22 said:
This is the second time I have seen you post this...
Something about this and the OP's signature made me wonder.... LOL

Maybe Canadian/American/watever country saving bonds?
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Dumbest signature I have ever seen. The chances of finding someone to hookup with in his area is very slim.

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fireshot91 said:
Looking back, that "$10/month" for 8 months seems like a GREAT idea! I'm surprised nobody said that he should pick that.
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It's actually $10 a year.
 
Abstract said:
So..... hookers and blow.

Actually, blow is probably more profitable.
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I don't really want to dip deeper into this whole investment, but not necessarily:

If you bought the hookers you could always rent them out until they die.
They'll probably last longer than blow.
 
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