You're not. Most of the people writing here are not in the financial echelon where buying one is an option, and would absolutely not gain any value from it, thus they scoff at it.
I, too, think it is absurd, but I understand where someone with the disposable income at the time would find great enjoyment from it. New product sold en masse to the plebs, but you are one of a smaller group that gets to have the *nicest* of said product.
No one *needs* the gold apple watch, it does the same thing as the $300 apple watch *functionally* but it accomplishes a different goal in terms of status. The same way no one *needs* an Infiniti QX80 (they're stupid big) an Escalade or a Bugatti (it is far more car than anyone will ever use) but that's entirely relevant when it comes to having money and status.
There's a lot of people here essentially poking fun at someone else's greater fortune.