Holy crap! I wore a shirt just like that to a job interview.
/did not get job
I wore the same shirt to court to argue a ticket.
/ended up with two

Stupid judge. She had no sense of humor.
The very last time I wore that shirt was to a lady's night at a local bar
/met my
ex-wife - she thought it was cute.
Moral of the story... If you're going to wear a "I love big ol' booty" shirt, make sure it's not yellow. It's bad luck.