I'm not.Good grief, she sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Not so sure I would be so patient with a coworker like this.
Unfortunately the situation is not one easily resolved. I work for a small family-owned company (less than 10 employees) and she currently enjoys an untouchable status.
Consequently, while my devices are always on my desk at work they are positioned to be as out of the way as possible.
But the day she breaks one of them is the day she gets billed for my OoW price of replacement.
Fortunately that has yet to happen but I attribute that to the fact that I am religious in making sure my devices are out of her path.