Coffee is going up!

[Mr. Retrofire]

Why waste time and energy offering a yawn?

OK, i offer two yawns.

*yawn* & *yawn*


Btw, i'm sure you wasted more time, with your unnecessary long reply. ;-)

Why not offer an opinion?

That's a requirement in all "Coffee is going up!" threads!?

 

[Shrink]

*yawn*

You know...a little caffeine might help that drowsiness...

 

[Mr. Retrofire]

You know...a little caffeine might help that drowsiness...

I would be helpless without your priceless replies, Shrink.

 

[Scepticalscribe]

OK, i offer two yawns.

*yawn* & *yawn*


Btw, i'm sure you wasted more time, with your unnecessary long reply. ;-)


That's a requirement in all "Coffee is going up!" threads!?

Why two? Why not ten? Why not fall asleep entirely?

Time is what I value and language what I love. How I choose to expend that which I value is my affair.

And - if reading - and writing - tire you, or bore you, well, you have my profound and bottomless pity, because you are clearly failing to appreciate - let alone enjoy - two of life's (three, counting coffee) great pleasures.

However, if such a nihilistic mindset is your default setting, I doubt there is very much I or anyone else can do to change it.

You know...a little caffeine might help that drowsiness...

Indeed. An espresso or two might do the trick...