Who are the maniacs masquerading as cherished and dear friends who write of this alien experience - namely, leaping out of bed at 5 a.m.? Who are these maniacs and what have you done with my friends?
Yes, of course, I have done this. Yes, I am even able to do it. However, I cannot recall a single, solitary occasion in my entire life when I did so willingly, enthusiastically, or eagerly……..
On the topic of espresso, I have had several already today; all singles, all served exquisitely in little porcelain espresso cups, and all consumed - nay devoured - with avid greed………
Today, as it happens, is a work day; and, as it happens, an unusually intense day. A day when one has need of a great many, robust, espressos…...
Oh, my dear friend, it's not by choice that I must awake at such an early hour. Having to be at the office by 8am requires it if I'm going to have time for coffee, breakfast, hygiene and such. I would much prefer to wake up when I wake up and then start the day.