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Hey! I didn't get enough vodka!

*puts Vodka Quantity Control Officer on Hit-List*

**calls Comrade dmw007 to place an "order"**

😱

Sorry...I'm a little behind on the quality control part.

It's hard chugging all this stuff down to make sure you get quality product...you lot drink a lot of vodka.
 
😱

*Issues additional vodka coupons to Comrade Kingsly in an attempt to bribe way off hit-list*

Thats what I thought.

*Bumps Comrade dcv to the bottom of Hit-List*

Nobody actually ever gets off my Hit List. You can only delay the inevitable. 😉 😎
 
It's rather lonely here since I was deposed and banished. However, a nice man named Mr. Sagdiyev from the Ministry of Information has offered to interview me about my fall from power. I guess I'll tell him OK, since I've got nothing else to do.
 
It's rather lonely here since I was deposed and banished. However, a nice man named Mr. Sagdiyev from the Ministry of Information has offered to interview me about my fall from power. I guess I'll tell him OK, since I've got nothing else to do.

As long as the interview goes through the MR censorship filter, I guess it's ok. 😛
 
Shouldn't I take care of *ahem* internal affairs First Chief Directorate Kingsly?

Of course Comrade Tanglewood, I will authorize a mission to carry out my Hit List.

Comrade dmw007 sems to be MIA. Too bad for him.

*Adds Comrade dmw007 to Hit List*

EDIT: **Adds imacintel to Hit List for no particular reason**
 
Of course Comrade Tanglewood, I will authorize a mission to carry out my Hit List.

Comrade dmw007 sems to be MIA. Too bad for him.

*Adds Comrade dmw007 to Hit List*

EDIT: **Adds imacintel to Hit List for no particular reason**
In soviet russia, imacintel adds hit list to YOU!
 
Of course Comrade Tanglewood, I will authorize a mission to carry out my Hit List.

Comrade dmw007 sems to be MIA. Too bad for him.

*Adds Comrade dmw007 to Hit List*

Comrade Kingsly, how about focusing on those who don't support the revolution first. We'll have enough opportunity to develop a corrupt government of elites where you can blackmail party members once we've secured power. 😉
 
Comrade Kingsly, how about focusing on those who don't support the revolution first. We'll have enough opportunity to develop a corrupt government of elites where you can blackmail party members once we've secured power. 😉
I apologize. It is important that we keep out priorities straight and our focus on the revolution.

*Adds gekko513 to Hit-List*
The market will correct for this anomaly.
**Adds pseudobrit to Hit-List**
 
I'm suddenly feeling nostalgic for some reason.

*Flips on Gimn Sovetskovo Soyuza - National Anthem of the Soviet Union
 
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