Surly being 13, by now youve had a class where you learned to type business emails. Communicating with customer service is all about the short and sweet. They dont want to read long emails. Only pertinent information and a little of your hardship story will usually suffice.
Yeah, Steve makes so much money; I bet it will cost around $3000 in lost time to read through that. Add another $2000 if he actually does something. They might as well gave her a new laptop cause they would have come out ahead.