I told you what I want: a 13" Laptop with OS X on it. Beyond that, I'm pretty indifferent. I need something that allows me to do generic office work, which is literally anything in their offering. So, having a top of the line CPU, GPU, storage or RAM is trifling. The era of that stuff really mattering is over. People still overly concerned about that stuff are niche power users, which I've said repeatedly, Apple is no longer catering to.
Think about it the same way most people view a car: how much of the population actually gives a crap about horsepower or any other car specs besides safety rating and MPG? Even then, people tend to bu cars based on color, look, feel, design. Consumers don't care about specs, they care about what feels right and what looks good. And price.
I dare you to ask any 'average' consumer why they bought the care they did. I doubt any one will mention more than surface specs. Same thing with smart phones. It's all just marketing. 'iPhone has a retina display, that's why I bought it' vs. 'Galaxy has an OLED display, that's why I bought it' but do the actually notice or understand the difference? It doesn't actually matter.
People 'prefer' Android or iOS. They don't actually have a logically reason most of the time, it's just preference. Same thing with Apple computers and Windows, in the consumer market that is. It IS a fashion statement. I prefer brand X over brand Y.
The fact that people here don't get that means everyone is delusional regarding the current state of computing and the computer industry.