How about saying that you work at Best Buy (as do I), and post a picture of the phone, and nothing else? The fact that you work in a BBY Mobile in a mall severely slims down the possible locations you may work at.
Also, just from 2 minutes of searching around, I know what you look like, presumably your first name "Dan" or "Daniel," and that at some point (or currently) you were employed by the Airport TSA. You are married though, so that part is true.
The picture wouldn't hurt. Or even just an RSS screenie.