The cool-aid diet is unwise. The very phrase, "Emoji bar" is evidence enough that you don't own one of these machines, or understand the functionality of the touch bar. Just another glory-seeking troll. God, I'm sick of the pretentious, condescending, judgmental trolls. Go back to Microsoft or Linux or whatever self righteous platform strokes your ego.
I'm not a high-end Pro user. It's not underpowered for my needs and professional usage. I use MacOS, not Windows in my work environment, and so YES, the current MacBook pros are wonderful for my (and many other people's) useage scanarios.
I know that you assume that everyone in the world operates according to your paradigm. But step back from the narcissistic perspective for just a second and realize - not everyone is just like you.
I'm not someone who does 4K video editing on the go for a living. People in high-end professions need a Pro machine that exceeds the capabilities of the current Apple "Pro" lineup. But these people are not the majority of users. The majority are folks like me, who need mid-level power on a well-constructed machine with good battery life. The current lineup supplies that well, and so provides ample power for what we need. We're plenty happy with Apple's current offerings.
Those in the genuinely Pro professions need more.
That's it. For many, myself included, the current offerings are more than adequate. For those who need more, Apple is finally recognizing the need to step up.
No need to be pretentious. Buy a Windows machine if you're convinced that Apple is a bad value for *anyone* and *everyone*. Why are you wasting your time on a Mac forum when you see no value in Macs? Whatever. Get a life.