Coronavirus Humor

ucfgrad93

macrumors P6
Aug 17, 2007
18,157
9,160
Colorado
Thursday is Wear Your Pajamas To Work Day. I bet a lot of work-at-homers have already been celebrating it for weeks.

Apparently this is what @Doctor Q looks like in the quarantine.

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Huntn

macrumors demi-god
May 5, 2008
19,514
22,289
The Misty Mountains
Making the rounds on Facebook, it should make you laugh a little:
Here is a link: https://delcoculturevultures.com/2020/04/09/my-self-isolation-quarantine-diary/

My self-isolation Quarantine Diary
Day 1 - I CAN DO THIS!!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 - Strawberries: some have 210 seeds and some have 235 seeds. Who knew??
Day 4 - 8:00 p.m. removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas.
Day 5 - Today, I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 - I get to take the garbage out. I'm so-o-o excited, I can't decide what to wear.
Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have NO clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web designer.
Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?"
Day 12 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for a walk or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3 -1.
Day 15 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
 

LizKat

macrumors 604
Aug 5, 2004
6,665
35,982
Catskill Mountains
^^I have a couple 55-gallon drums out back I keep filled with water in springtime to help keep a walk-in coldframe from getting too chilly at night once I launch the gardening season.

So I keep looking at those drums lately when I pass by the coldframe, after there was one day last week I could apparently have got paid like $37 or $40 a pop to take barrels of crude off a producer's hands... never saw oil actually go negative before. I felt almost rich just owning the empty drums.
 

LizKat

macrumors 604
Aug 5, 2004
6,665
35,982
Catskill Mountains
The lockdowns have affected people in ways that may not always make headlines but probably have contributed to some of the discontent in more than a few households. Prior to the constraints of this coronavirus, one half of a couple (or both) may well have been engaged in some, uh... extracurricular activities of which the other was blissfully unaware.

"Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is."
~ Jimmy Durante​
 
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