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Cyber sex penetrates forward...

obeygiant

obeygiant

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Jan 14, 2002
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FINALLY, basement dwellers everywhere can get some action.

Scientists at the Kajimoto Laboratory at the University of Electro-Communications in Tokyo are developing a gadget that can digitally transmit the sensation of kissing.

The device consists of a straw attached to a hand-held box.

You stick the straw in your mouth — stop smirking — and twirl it around with your tongue.

The movement of your tongue is then replicated by a corresponding box, the straw of which should — ideally — be placed in your make-out partner's mouth.

Video footage of the kissing box published by diginfo.tv shows it in action — however it looks as if only one tongue's movements can be communicated at a time.

We assume that means that, as in a waltz, one member of the pair will have to take the lead to avoid a kissing box meltdown.

The boxes are connected via the Internet and also apparently record the taste of a person's mouth, the manner of their breathing and moistness of the tongue.

They can also record customized kissing information, meaning it may be possible to emulate the kissing style of specific people.

Who knows — perhaps a clever marketer will team up with the university to sell kissing boxes based on celebrities.
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I think I see where this is going lol.
 
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I'm going to sell a service - called the iWipe - a modified variant that wipes your bum, remotely!

Finally, I can get some tail action from across the globe! (and a little help with those pesky dingleberries)
 
this is the oral version of fufme

**** u **** me .com usb dildo connected to fleshlight-like device on other end
 
mmmmm dingleberries

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Equally intriguing: Sexbots as featured in A.I.(the movie)... they just worry about pleasing you. No need to worry about them being irritated when you go out for the evening drinking with the boys... ;)
 
Huntn said:
Equally intriguing: Sexbots as featured in A.I.(the movie)... they just worry about pleasing you. No need to worry about them being irritated when you go out for the evening drinking with the boys... ;)
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Did no one see Weird Science, featuring the sexbot for all time. :eek:
 

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