Cyber sex penetrates forward...

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  1. obeygiant, May 6, 2011
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    obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    link

    I think I see where this is going lol.
     
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  3. Big-TDI-Guy macrumors 68030

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    I'm going to sell a service - called the iWipe - a modified variant that wipes your bum, remotely!

    Finally, I can get some tail action from across the globe! (and a little help with those pesky dingleberries)
     
  4. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    I have the feeling that this device is going to be used for more than just tongue-to-tongue simulation.
     
  5. chown33 macrumors 604

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    Thread title should be surges or plunges, not leaps. Just sayin'.
     
  6. obeygiant thread starter macrumors 68040

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    If only there could be an "Idiocracy" reference in every thread. lol :D
     
  7. lbro macrumors 6502a

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    I love the new thread title:D
     
  8. d4rkc4sm macrumors 6502

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    this is the oral version of fufme

    **** u **** me .com usb dildo connected to fleshlight-like device on other end
     
  9. Repo macrumors 6502a

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    You didn't...
     
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    If I wasn't at work I could post the video for the new blowjob machine the Japanese have built.
     
  14. farqueue macrumors 6502

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    wtf is this ****.

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    Now that ladies and gentlemen, is something i would agree :rolleyes:
     
  15. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    It's a one-year-old thread, found by your "fleshlight" search.
     
  16. Huntn macrumors G5

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    Equally intriguing: Sexbots as featured in A.I.(the movie)... they just worry about pleasing you. No need to worry about them being irritated when you go out for the evening drinking with the boys... ;)
     
  17. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Did no one see Weird Science, featuring the sexbot for all time. :eek:
     

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  18. Big-TDI-Guy macrumors 68030

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    That reply, children, is why he won the Internet! :D
     
  19. obeygiant thread starter macrumors 68040

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  21. obeygiant thread starter macrumors 68040

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    I agree. Japan has a little sex deviant vibe going on.
     
  22. MorphingDragon macrumors 603

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    At some point, "It's just what they're into in Japan" ceases to be a good explanation.
     
  23. Huntn macrumors G5

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    You can't call the Japanese prudes. :)

    My contribution to equal opportunity sexbot images:

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