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Hey guess what!! I ordered my iphone really early in the morning on the 14th and it wont get here for 3 weeks because something out of my control happened to my order! Keep complaining about your pencil sized scratch bro...

bro, I have an iphone 5, perfect by your standard, has two 1/10 sized pencil "scratch" as you put it.

NEVER been used. No minutes, maybe a few mb of data when they activated in the store.

I will sell you for full price I got them for 850 (black 64gb) + tax. I will ship it tomorrow, you will get it within a week.

Will you take it?

Verizon. Which now everyone knows is unlocked. (unless you're on ATT in the US, then you wont get LTE)....

I will stop complain when you see the flaw in your own logic or you take this "defective" phone off my hand.

Edit/addendum:
I will do you one even better. I will order one today at 4am, just for you and pick it up tomorrow. I will open it up, just to make sure there is a nick or two. You pay full price + tax (whatever I will pay for) I will run the errand for you for FREE. My only enjoyment is to tell you that there is two visible scratches/nicks/dings on your brand new iphone that you just paid full price for.

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What a great thread, OP! Loved it -- and your unique way of looking at this issue.

Thank you!
Just tired of people telling me/us that we have nothing to grip about.

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real, this guy is a mathaholic ;)

Nah. I really wish I can remember everything I've learned. Statistics would be very helpful right now.

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That was fun

I hope that I've provided some entertainment for you. ;)
I'm sure one way or another....
 
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You see....Daddy has a brand new car that's worth a lot of money. And even though it is not big, you'll have to line about 10000 quarter to cover it up.

If you punch the car with your tiny four year old fist, then you'd damage the car. If this car was still sitting in the parking lot of the dearship, they'd make your daddy pay for it. Will cost a lot of money.

Now, imaging the car is only as big as your daddy's new iphone. You only poked it with a very sharp knife, which daddy do not want you to ever pay with a sharp object, and damaged the new iphone. Daddy will and should be equally upset, especially you didn't poke the phone but someone else did.

Undertood? my little myerz?

My thanks, kind sir. I was an English major; math is Satan to me!
 
Of course I know it is NOT normal. I'm just tired to people confusing the issues in the other threads.



These were brand new, opened by the sale rep in front of me, WITHOUT even leave the Apple Store.

Here is my calculation.

For all the geniuses...

Surface area of iphone
26.81 in^2 (4.87,2.31,0.3)

Surface area of 1/10 of a pencil point
(0.5mm/10/2.54/10)Pi = 0.0062in^2
0.5mm being the diameter of a typical lead mechanical pencil and 1/10 of that.

26.81/0.0062=~4300
So if my calculation and logic are correct
1/4300 of my iphone is nicked/stretched/damaged

Cheapest iphone5 $650 I paid retail.

Typical Porsche Surface area.
Approx 30000 in^2 (do your own calculation)

so If your brand new cheapest Porsche that you can find Retail for 75000
(30000/26.81*650)
has paint/widow/rim damage of 1/4300 of your total car, that you'd be okay?

Which translate into 30000*(1/4300)=6.98 in^2
Which also equal to Almost two quarter sized damage. (0.955*3.14)=3in^2

Rebuttal:
Porsche is not a fair comparison.
Response:
Fine will you accept that on your $8000 brand new car, which you saved up one year to buy?

Rebuttal:
iPhone is designed as mass produced product, it is allow to have some defects.
Response:
By personal experience it failed 100%. There are plenty of people reported 5, or 6 exchanges before getting a brand new one. I will also accept if Apple sells these as "refurbished" and/or "damaged" with a discount. 50 dollars would do. I refuse to pay full price without getting my money worth. I can damaged it all by myself without any help. Thank you very much.

Rebuttal:
Schiller: Any aluminum product may scratch or chip with use, exposing its natural silver color. That is normal.
Response: Mr. Schiller, please don't confuse the issue. Read my title. (I know it is a cheap shot, since he didnt really respond to me, nor on the same question.) These are BRAND NEW still sitting in YOUR store iPhones. I have not even taken it out for a test drive yet,they still have bows tied around them.

Rebuttal:
I will paypal you 12 cents, if you would just stop whining.
Response:
I will pay 17 dollars for your Brand New 70K retail car, if you would just stop whining.

Rebuttal:
There are problems with every single iphone since the dawn of time.
Repsonse:
Yes; however, these are based on my/people's simple inspection. The FIRST step when I spend almost a grand buying anything. These are not functional issues.

Bottom line
Numbers are universal.
I will not sit here and purchase a Porsche with any damage, esp 2 quarter size worth of anything, without INSPECTING it before I drive it off the lot.
Please focus on what went wrong in Quality control, when they failed at the first step.

Fire away. Attack me personally all you want, but follow the arguments.

Damn dude that sucks nuts!
 
bro, I have an iphone 5, perfect by your standard, has two 1/10 sized pencil "scratch" as you put it.

NEVER been used. No minutes, maybe a few mb of data when they activated in the store.

I will sell you for full price I got them for 850 (black 64gb) + tax. I will ship it tomorrow, you will get it within a week.

Will you take it?

Verizon. Which now everyone knows is unlocked. (unless you're on ATT in the US, then you wont get LTE)....

I will stop complain when you see the flaw in your own logic or you take this "defective" phone off my hand.

Edit/addendum:
I will do you one even better. I will order one today at 4am, just for you and pick it up tomorrow. I will open it up, just to make sure there is a nick or two. You pay full price + tax (whatever I will pay for) I will run the errand for you for FREE. My only enjoyment is to tell you that there is two visible scratches/nicks/dings on your brand new iphone that you just paid full price for.

My iphone 5 will be fine...if it is not fine, i will take it back and they will get me new one. However, I will not be posting a 44 page novel about the ding on my iphone. chill out
 
bro, I have an iphone 5, perfect by your standard, has two 1/10 sized pencil "scratch" as you put it.

NEVER been used. No minutes, maybe a few mb of data when they activated in the store.

I will sell you for full price I got them for 850 (black 64gb) + tax. I will ship it tomorrow, you will get it within a week.

Will you take it?

Verizon. Which now everyone knows is unlocked. (unless you're on ATT in the US, then you wont get LTE)....

I will stop complain when you see the flaw in your own logic or you take this "defective" phone off my hand.

Edit/addendum:
I will do you one even better. I will order one today at 4am, just for you and pick it up tomorrow. I will open it up, just to make sure there is a nick or two. You pay full price + tax (whatever I will pay for) I will run the errand for you for FREE. My only enjoyment is to tell you that there is two visible scratches/nicks/dings on your brand new iphone that you just paid full price for.

My iphone 5 will be fine...if it is not fine, i will take it back and they will get me new one. However, I will not be posting a 44 page novel about the ding on my iphone. chill out


1. I have the right to whine, when there are plenty of people out there tell me that i cannot, including you my kind sir. Plus I've worked for the right to whine. I have shown you my reasoning. Like I said previously, you can attack me personally, but please let the numbers do their job.

2. Yes and so will I, actually just got back and returned it. No stock, so returned it, and canceled the line.

3. For my friend above.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/26/tech/mobile/iphone-5-complaints/index.html?hpt=hp_c2
 
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1. I have the right to whine, when there are plenty of people out there tell me that i cannot, including you my kind sir. Plus I've worked for the right to whine. I have shown you my reasoning. Like I said previously, you can attack me personally, but please let the numbers do their job.

2. Yes and so will I, actually just got back and returned it. No stock, so returned it, and canceled the line.

3. For my friend above.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/26/tech/mobile/iphone-5-complaints/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

no one works for the right to whine
 
You see....Daddy has a brand new car that's worth a lot of money. And even though it is not big, you'll have to line about 10000 quarter to cover it up.

If you punch the car with your tiny four year old fist, then you'd damage the car. If this car was still sitting in the parking lot of the dearship, they'd make your daddy pay for it. Will cost a lot of money.

Now, imaging the car is only as big as your daddy's new iphone. You only poked it with a very sharp knife, which daddy do not want you to ever pay with a sharp object, and damaged the new iphone. Daddy will and should be equally upset, especially you didn't poke the phone but someone else did.

Undertood? my little myerz?

I registered on Macrumours just to say this.


LMAO, that is the best withering response to that type of comment I have ever, ever, ever, ever heard in my life.

thank you
 
Great job, yes your $1,000.00 new cell phone pda should come in perfect condition. No exceptions 100% of the time.

Anyone who says otherwise is just foolish.

Now if apple is selling $50.00 phones then sure you get what you pay for.

But if I want an iphone its going to cost me $1,000.00 I want $1,000.00 worth of new cool phone.
 
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