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bigjnyc

macrumors 604
Apr 10, 2008
7,854
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never cheated in school

cheated on a couple of girls when i was younger and in high school, i dont even know if that counts. I havent cheated on a girl after the age of 18 lol.

and if i cheat at work i'd be typing this from a white collar prison.
 

OutThere

macrumors 603
Dec 19, 2002
5,730
3
NYC
I don't like cheating on tests...anyway I trust myself more than I trust the people sitting next to me most of the time. I've never cheated on a girlfriend but I have been with girls who were cheating at the time...that's an interesting situation.
 

leekohler

macrumors G5
Dec 22, 2004
14,164
26
Chicago, Illinois
No. And you can't cheat on your significant other if you both agree to the occasional one-nighter or three-way. So no on that one. And no- I don't know how one could cheat at work.
 

0098386

Suspended
Jan 18, 2005
21,574
2,908
Homework: Yes, copying a friend's homework 5 minutes before class.

Heh, same here. Specifically maths. I got a C grade in GCSE maths so I wasn't terrible, I just didn't like doing homework. When I'm home that's it. Realised later on that only applies to real work. :D
 

SLC Flyfishing

Suspended
Nov 19, 2007
1,486
1,717
Portland, OR
I don't cheat, unless you count memorizing a formula or value etc for just long enough to jot it down at the top of an exam so it can be used later as cheating.

As for using graphing calculators or peeking at someone else's test, NEVER!

And I've never cheated on my wife either.

SLC
 

swingerofbirch

macrumors 68040
EXAMS: Yes, when reasonable accommodations for my disability could not be made, I made them for myself without the school knowing. I believe in moral relativism.
GIRLFRIENDS: In my case it would be boyfriends, and I have never had one. As in my 26 years I have not once dated a single person, I can't imagine even dating one person let alone finding a second to cheat with simultaneously. (Yes, I know, I am a very late bloomer.)
WORK: No, but they cheat me all the time, lol.
 

Prof.

macrumors 603
Aug 17, 2007
5,305
2,015
Chicagoland
I cheated once on a homework assignment but that's it. (It was extra credit)

As for cheating on my boyfriend? If i did, my mom and sisters would slaughter me.
 

ipodtouchy333

macrumors 65816
Nov 15, 2007
1,055
0
US
I have cheated on homework before, but it's usually if I forget to do it and, like someone else said, 5 minutes before class. I am usually the one who will give assignments to friends to cheat off of... I've only cheated on tests I think twice in my life: one time we had an impossible sociology test that I did really study hours for and all I did was write a few vocab terms on my leg (was wearing a uniform skirt and it could be easily hidden, lol).

So unless I totally forget about an assignment, which isn't often, I don't regularly cheat.

Oh, and about the boyfriend part... ya ummm uhhh....I'm totally not the type of person who would do that, but the vodka didn't help...

And I don't have a job yet since I'm still in high school, but how can you really cheat at work..
 

definitive

macrumors 68020
Aug 4, 2008
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895
me and my girl do porn, so it's not really considered cheating since we've both agreed on banging others.
 

173080

macrumors 6502
Aug 15, 2003
409
1
Having all the information on a graphing calculator is a must. Even if I know the stuff, its my insurance policy. There's no reason not to: type it up on a computer and send it over USB.

In some classes the teacher would reset our calculators so a friend and I programmed a "Memory Reset Simulator". They never suspected a thing. That was a while ago. That said, I still use Reverse Polish Notation which is almost like cheating.
 

Melrose

Suspended
Dec 12, 2007
7,806
399
I can't recollect a time when I've cheated on a test. I don't cheat at work, I don't cheat on my taxes. I'm am the IRS' most boring person.

...which probably raises their little red flags.
 

GoCubsGo

macrumors Nehalem
Feb 19, 2005
35,741
153
OP: Cheating and blaming booze is 100% retarded. Booze only gave you an out, at least an out that would only work on someone with a 4 year old mentality.

As for the question in hand. Never cheated on an exam, never had a girlfriend so I have never cheated on non-existent girlfriend, and I don't know how to cheat on work so that must mean I never have.
 
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