Do you have "pr0n" in your home?

[skunk]

A woman's body is a sanctuary and should not be treated with such disrespect as to be pounding my love hammer in awe at their funkalicious booty and their rapturous mammaries as they perform sensual acts on my computer and/or television screen.

Yeah!

Um, what?

 

[kretzy]

A woman's body is a sanctuary and should not be treated with such disrespect as to be pounding my love hammer in awe at their funkalicious booty and their rapturous mammaries as they perform sensual acts on my computer and/or television screen.

I thought this was a FAMILY forum?

 

[mactastic]

Boy do I want to enter that sanctuary...

 

[skunk]

Boy do I want to enter that sanctuary...

Remember to bare your head. Show proper respect.

 

[Blue Velvet]

Remember to bare your head. Show proper respect.

 

[Lau]

Remember to bare your head. Show proper respect.

I was going to say "remove your shoes", which, although equally good advice for such a situation, is perhaps less amusing...

 

[mactastic]

Remember to bare your head. Show proper respect.

Is that the respect the sanctuary will be seeking come sunup?

 

[kretzy]

And so begins the steep, rapid decline...

 

[Blue Velvet]

I was going to say "remove your shoes"...

And socks too. Socks are never sexy... unless they're iPod socks.

 

[skunk]

And socks too.

All three of them.

 

[mad jew]

All three of them.

More like seven...

 

[kretzy]

More like seven...

Doesn't that get confusing?

 

[skunk]

More like seven...

Regular soxmaniac, aren't you?

 

[skunk]

Doesn't that get confusing?

Not if they're all the same colour. Except one.

 

[Lau]

Doesn't that get confusing?

Depends if they're all the same size. Although in his case, I'm not sure what's better.

 

[Cooknn]

Yeah!

Um, what?

LMAO!

 

[someguy]

That depends, is this including Internet porn saved onto my hard drive? If so, yes. If not, yes.

 

[yg17]

I have some on my computer. No magazines or DVDs though. Although I get Cinemax with my digital cable, and at night, that become Skinemax

 

[mactastic]

And don't forget the kittie porn... Nothin' hotter than watching two cats go at it!

 

[mpw]

For how many of you is this material public knowledge?... ...Does your mom know about this?

Oh yes!

 

[scem0]

And don't forget the kittie porn... Nothin' hotter than watching two cats go at it!

uh oh, you're asking for the kittie porn avatar!

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[Mike Teezie]

I've answered 'Yes', but I have a question; Do Photoshopped images from the MacRumors Members Photo Directory count?

If so then I'll need to change my answer to 'Hell Yes!'

I've actually got very little pr0n at home compared to my teenage years but I've been toying with the idea of starting a pr0n magazine. I just need, funding, a marketing plan, a photographer, some models etc. etc. etc., trouble is everytime I start thinking about researching the industry I get side-tracked somehow??

You need a photographer, I'm your man.

 

[vniow]

Which, I think ALL women are lesbians when their husbands/boyfriends aren't around. Which is fine by me.

Me too.

 

[Stridder44]

Naughty boy.

about 15 gigs naughty!

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I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.

 

[kretzy]

I hope you two are opposite genders or else Im going to go scrub myself with a live curling iron.

Start warming it up then...