The new MacBook sucks. Get this --
I wanted to surf the web, but there was no FireFox open! I had to CLICK the icon!
I went to go grab my MacBook the other morning, and I wanted it to be warm to the touch, but it was cool! COOL to the TOUCH!
I was typing an email on it, and I made a spelling mistake! The MacBook PERMITTED me to make a spelling mistake!

(it did notify me that I made a spelling mistake, but whatever)
I was going over it with a magnifying glass the other day, like I always do, and I noticed the edges were indeed perfectly straight .... but then with a microscope I noticed the edges WEREN'T perfectly straight!
I paid fifteen hundred bucks for this thing, I expect - nay, DEMAND - molecular perfection. If not, I'll take my business elsewhere. I mean, surely Acer, Compaq, Gateway or Dell will live up to this scrutiny, right?