It's the most dangerous, mind-numbingly stupid thing you can do to your body. It smells, it gives you bad breath, it cost a HUGE amount of money... it's even detrimental to the health of your car seats... which I JUST witnessed, er, DID, just yesterday... as I smoke.
What a buffoon, huh? Sure, I say things like "Grandma smoked 4 packs a day for 75 YEARS". It's true, but even I fool myself with statements like that, or rather, my BRAIN does.
For those of you who have never smoked, GREAT. And those of you who think less of smokers, calling them "weak", know this: Unless you have smoked you can't POSSIBLY know what it's like to quit, and if you call me "weak" to my face I will break most of the bones you have in yours.
They say quitting smokes is WAY worse than quitting heroin, and I believe it. Get off your high horse for one second and think of ways to HELP them instead of calling them stoopid.
Also, I believe, even as a smoker, cities should BAN it everywhere, and it should be taxed out of existence if possible.
Now ppardon me. A Marlboro Medium 100's is waiting for my stoopid ass out in the garage.