What's so half-baked about it? 2048x1536 10" screen on a mobile OS was very impressive for the time, I don't recall any mass "gate" issues and it was as fast as the iPad 2.
iOS 7 is TERRIBLE on all iPads.
Compares it with the iPad 4 , that come just a few months after: much better LTE support, better CPU and much better GPU, much better front camera and lightning connector. The iPad 4 was what the iPad 3 was supposed to be.
It was a good tablet, for sure, with a fantastic display, but I can't see many happy customers around, especially when only 6 months later apple released the iPad 4.
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Or things that actually work as promised, instead of blowing up every couple of minutes.
You are keep ranting all around the forum about your defective iPad: why don't you sell it and go buy another tablet ? You will be happy ... especially with a Samsung tablet.