Are you serious? Do you honestly think that Apple should fix it or replace it? Why is Apple responsible and not the owners of the concrete, the contractors who poured the concrete, or the City Government for not removing the ice.
I mean honestly, it can't in any way be your fault.
Moral relativism and the lack of personal responsability is the down fall of the West. It is a sad thing.
Except he's from the UK and studying in the US.
Personal responsibility is the problem with today's generation. No one is willing to take ANY responsibility unless it warrants praise. But that's another discussion for another time.
You busted your laptop. I'm sorry, but it sucks. Apple is in no way liable for your loss. Good luck trying to find a solution that works for you.