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Dumbest(in a funny way) thing you have said during courtship

"So......like......where do you want me to stand? Should I lie down? What? Move over there? Um........are you going to lie down too? Hello? OK, how about this. How about you get started, and I'll jump in when I feel ready. Haha, yeah, that sounds good. I'm always full of good ideas like that."
 
I once said to a girl i was seeing ( :D few years back when a bit drunk :D ) well this is how the convo went....

She said: what do you like about me then...??

(Long pause followed by drinking and smoking as you do :) )

I said: well I didn’t really want to go out with u its your best friend i wanted but she went home and well look here you are.....

She said: oh really....

lol its strange I don’t speak to her any more i cant think why :confused: confused: :D lol that’s life I didn’t really learn from that mistake until a few years after lol
 
"Your sister looks quite good now!"

Was a bit of a daft thing to say.



Oh and to my last girlfriend I joked, since we were talking about the Beatles, she's Japanese and arty and I (at the time) had glasses and long hair and a guitar in my hand "We're John and Yoko!" which caused a verrrry long silence. Quite a David Brent moment.
 
raggedjimmi said:
"Your sister looks quite good now!"

Was a bit of a daft thing to say.



Oh and to my last girlfriend I joked, since we were talking about the Beatles, she's Japanese and arty and I (at the time) had glasses and long hair and a guitar in my hand "We're John and Yoko!" which caused a verrrry long silence. Quite a David Brent moment.
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lol classic mate

How about this one my mate did which ended his relationship with his girlfriend very quickly

is that you mom.....I’d better not drink tonight then (puts down his jack and coke) i had such a prob hiding the giggles :D
 
I was with a rather odd girl (that's a compliment from me - I like odd people) for while. On one of our nights out, we went out to a central london nightclub.

On that night, she was wearing a wig for some reason. Well, after a few drinks, I thought it would be jolly good fun to nab her wig. She chased me all over the nightclub trying to get it back.

Later (next day or something) her friends told me she was bloody upset and pissed off with me over that stunt. Hmm. Whoops.
 
*knew she was cheating on me at christmas time*

Her: "look I got ugg boots!"
Me: "those are the real ones though, why even bother?"
"They look the same!"
"what are you poor? GTFO"
"hahaha..."
"no seriously, I know about everything, out"

I thought it was hilarious, but my mom didn't.
 
Rhosfelt said:
*knew she was cheating on me at christmas time*

Her: "look I got ugg boots!"
Me: "those are the real ones though, why even bother?"
"They look the same!"
"what are you poor? GTFO"
"hahaha..."
"no seriously, I know about everything, out"

I thought it was hilarious, but my mom didn't.
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Your Mom was cheating on you at Christmas time… :confused:
Interesting story… ;)
 
KevAllen83 said:
Along the same lines as the OP, my girlfriend likes to get these ice cream sandwiches called "Skinny Cows".

Of course, I never remember the name of them and continually ask her when we're in the grocery store if she "wants any more of her fat cow ice cream"

:rolleyes:
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My mum has them all the time and everyone in house calls them "fat cows", my dad was the first one to do it and we just all call them that now :D
 
QuantumLo0p said:
After she told me about her extensive hair coloring I asked her what her REAL hair color was. I didn't think it was an off-limits-question but she gave me a very nasty look, made a snorting sound and went back in the bathroom to finish putting on her make up.

I didn't care for the whole snorting thing. At that point I asked her to please hurry up putting on her War Paint so we could get out of there and get something to eat. :p

That was the last time we had dinner together. :D
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Ugh...that's one thing that my girlfriend and I bicker over all the time. I hate that she has to slather all that stuff on and make herself look all unnatural. A little makeup is okay but after so much...ick. Don't know who she thinks she's impressing with that; other women I guess.
 
Samarium said:
"Your forgetting something.....my hand in your ass" *hand-in-her-ass*
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-Samarium

Isn't that illegal in public?

How about this: I bore witness to a transcendent moment in life. I was in the local bar in college many moons ago, talking to this rather incredible girl when a townie walked up to her, looked her over quite obviously, head-to-toe, and said:

"Nice shoes, wanna f***?"

Scary thing is that it worked.
 
PlaceofDis said:
i've probably done/said some odd things, but eh, thats just the way i am.
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I'm the same way. People that get to know me come to just accept it. I have a tendency to say what comes to mind and not hold much back. I am pretty much a sarcastic ass in real life.

One of the recent things that comes to mind was while I was helping out a girl I like with some DVD stuff she had to make for a class. She is getting her masters in teaching and had to make a snippet DVD. Well one of the shots was of her walking around and she stopped directly in front of the camera with her backside towards it. I thought about not saying it for about a split second and then out came "I think that should go on the DVD, it's a very nice shot of your backside (it did look very good)." She looked at me and then said "I was just thinking how those pants made my ass look big. So yeah, that part is not going on the DVD."

I consider myself a funny person but i really should think more before i say some things
 
Worst pick up line I have heard so far...it was said to me when I was 16 and working my first job at *gasp* McDonalds...

How do you like your eggs?? Scrambled or fertilized?

I think I threw up in my mouth a little...:(
 
killmoms said:
Oh ghall. :eek:

Well, I'm quite a bit older than she is, I've known her for almost 3 years now so we get on pretty well, but we've been separated by a pretty long distance for quite a while. However, she has family out in San Diego so last August I went down to meet her.

Thing is, she thought her parents would be a little weirded out by someone older coming down to say hey, so she kind of insinuated that I was gay. Which some people have thought about me before, so it wasn't so unbelievable. I wasn't sure what to do so I didn't CLAIM I was gay, and it didn't get brought up, but I didn't do anything to dissuade the notion either. I went home in January to visit friends and family, met up with her, same thing. And the same in March when she was out here for a cruise to Mexico—we hung out before she left for Mexico and when she came back, before she headed back east.

Anyway, we're an item now, and I'm moving back to the East Coast at the end of this week, and that's still the situation with her parents. I just know it'll be MORE awkward the longer I leave it, but I really want to avoid impacting her relationship with them negatively (especially since she's still financially dependent on them).

It's funny, but uncomfortable. :D But she's worth it.
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Tell them their daughter is so wonderful she turned you straight!

And you'll make (or got) a video to prove it!!! =p
 
Dumbest thing I ever said to a university study-group friend and potential bf was when he came into the kitchen while I was starting to prepare dinner one night, and he remarked "You know, there's only one right way to cut onions" and I snapped back immediately "Right, and I'm holding the knife."

We didn't really know each other very well and I think that incident and glimpse into my temperament made him wonder what he was letting himself in for. I have no idea why I responded in that way, except that I'm a good cook and there are many ways to cut onions so wtf. And I'm not one for mincing words en famille or with friends in a private situation.

Anyway he stayed out of the kitchen after that and our relationship never did get past the plateau of a study-group friendship. I still laugh about it now and then when I'm cutting onions...
 
I've done many a retard move with this in mind, I won't lie, however I did restrain myself from writing this on a Valentine's Day card to the girl I like:

"Make Me Out Like A Check"

Probably would've worked, too. :(
 
I was making out with this girl I was interested in at her house in her basement, and she stopped and said, "You just bit my tongue!", and I proceeded sheepishly with "I know."
 
LizKat said:
....and he remarked "You know, there's only one right way to cut onions" and I snapped back immediately "Right, and I'm holding the knife."

We didn't really know each other very well and I think that incident and glimpse into my temperament made him wonder what he was letting himself in for. I have no idea why I responded in that way, except that I'm a good cook and there are many ways to cut onions so wtf.
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I wouldn't have dated you either. I also would have stayed away. Sorry.
 
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