If you're a lawyer, you should know I've hired a lot more lawyers than you. I mean really? Do you really want to have an anonymous credibility fight?
Here's another hot take, because I am not practicing law on macrumors. You haven't addressed anything of substance (consumer harm? predatory practices?). Since US vs Microsoft, courts have been trying to grapple with zero pricing, and a lot of what was decided around that was really problematic (one of my advisors was an expert witness for that case, also not a lawyer). The theory on what was decided there is still a mess and the case is still absurd (though ended more or less in the right place, consistent with my many hot-takes on this topic for the last year).