Facebook Launches 'Tuned' Messaging App for Couples

[Williesleg]

Oh that's just what I want to do. Why do people trust this ****?

 

[hlfway2anywhere]

No one:

Literally no one ever:

Facebook:

 

[TonyC28]

My wife and I were just talking about how we wished third-parties were able to view our conversations and send us targeted ads based on what we talked about in private.

 

[MacBH928]

Facebook is like AOL messenger... it USED to be cool.

 

[BWhaler]

Facebook. So gross.

 

[borntrouble]

This is going to flop badly.

 

[femike]

If anyone for a moment believes that this is private, especially from Facebook, has got rocks in their heads.

 

[dapa0s]

So they just made an app for collecting nudes?

 

[Mindgap]

Go home Zuckerberg...nobody wants your sneaky stuff.

 

[darthaddie]

Did they just say "Private Space???"....

Oh! I get it... Maybe they meant a space where some jackass employee can drool over "private" conversations in private.

 

[ChromeCrescendo]

What girlfriend/wife/significant other?

 

[mrex]

This is going to flop badly.

oh why? check the popularity of tiktok for example and read their terms of service, especially ”privacy policy”- people are just tapping, not reading anymore...

 

[Will do good]

What use Facebook? Why trust Facebook with your privacy?

 

[TeamMojo]

WTF. Delete all FakeBook.

 

[AppleInLVX]

Hard pass. As if I want Facebook anywhere my close relationships, never mind intimate relationships. Can you imagine the first data breech wherein hundreds of 'private' photos were released and used for blackmail purposes? No, no no no.

 

[decisions]

After recently deleting Facebook due to privacy concerns (and general lack of use), this idea seems laughable.

 

[RickDEGH]

the app encourages couples to share messages, notes, cards, voice memos, photos

Great! Just what Facebook is looking for - already filtered data. Why can’t couples use any of their numerous other messaging services?!

 

[macduke]

So let me get this straight:

• It’s a cheesy scrapbook for relationships
• It’s a “private space”, yet on FaceBook, so they can read and target ads on all the intimate parts of a relationship
• It’s under a different brand because it might be shut down at any time

What am I missing here? Is there any incentive at all, whatsoever, for anyone to download this steaming pile of hot garbage? Nope nope nope!

 

[V_Man]

Who would use this?

Not me. But I’m sure millions will. Kinda like memoji. Don’t see the point but millions play with them.

 

[davester]

Is this for nudes? This seems like its for nudes.

That's the "and more" part

 

[dogslobber]

If I had a Facebook Phone then I'd install this app on it.

 

[rgbrock1]

Facebook and private ?

An oxymoron if ever there was one.

 

[tranceking26]

What a load of rubbish! Who on earth asked for this?

 

[AikiMike]

Facebook and private chats...um where do I sign up for this...that is a big nope.

 

[fabian9]

No spank you.