Facebook Launches 'Tuned' Messaging App for Couples

[darkslide29]

Privacy and Facebook in the same sentence!

 

[sidewinder3000]

That’s already existed for years. It’s called Messages. It’s on iPhones, iPads, and Macs, and it’s actually private and secure.

 

[dampfnudel]

Facebook’s definition of “private space” is very different from the definition most of us have.

 

[scoobydoo99]

"A private space where you and your significant other can just be yourselves."

Just you, your significant other, and hundreds of Facebook's closest corporate partners. Go ahead, be yourself!
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Swear to god I just read:

"Facebook Launches Turd..."

Maybe I need my eyes tested.

Nope, you pretty much got the gist of it! Turd, indeed.

 

[Tex-Twil]

Zuckerberg wants to refresh his nude pic collection

 

[cosmichobo]

But - wait! Just think of all the amazing sex toys that they can advertise to you...