well if it was a reenactment i would much rather prefer "The following takes place between 11:00pm and 12:00 am, events occur in real time" followed by jack bauer being called in to investigate and recover the lost iPhone. And ending with jack sucessfully recovering the iPhone after torturing everyone from the person who stole it to the person who bought it and anyone in between.
I think Jack should be taken hostage by Gizmodo.