I find it amusing to read your stories and posts. It's hard for me to believe there are people that anal. By reading your posts, it proves to me that people like you do exist. And as far as replying, this isn't a one-way storytelling site. It's a public discussion forum.
I may disagree with the way you nitpick your iPhone to death, but that doesn't make me right and you wrong. You need to pursue whatever path makes you happy, and you do, so I'm glad that you finally have an iPhone that you are pleased with.
I hope you can truly enjoy your iPhone now for what it's meant for and not spend any more time looking at it with a magnifying glass and hanging out in dark public restrooms.
Bryan