Instead, you tell me what products I can and can't buy and what I'm allowed to do with the things I own. Thank goodness we avoided being ridiculous!
No, you're missing my point. I'm not telling you anything. Apple and AT&T are telling what they think you can and cannot buy and do. I don't care what you buy or what you do with it. If it violates Apple's license, and you face legal liability for that -- and this is certainly a gray area, not at all a hard fact -- then that's your problem. I don't care what you do one bit. Until it interferes with what I can do. Then I care. Assuming unlocks are delaying updates to my iPhone, and assuming you are distributing or using unlocks, then you are interfering with what I can do with my iPhone. That I care about and, sorry, but if you're interfering with the full benefit of what I purchased with my money then I hope they clamp down on you so that you can't use it at all, in favor of allowing me my full benefit.
And I'm sure you feel the same way, so that's why this is a circular argument. The real targets of my ire are the idiots who distributed the unlocks to the general public, not with the people who took advantage of what was made available to them.