1. You would have said that about the 1st iPad. It ended up selling 15million in 9 months. Clearly not a deal breaker for most people. Retina for that size doesn't exist on a single current or future product. Why were you 'expecting' it to be there?? You have no idea if it was even technically/financially feasible.
2. They're more than adequate for their intended purpose- videochatting/HD video. Who the **** is going to go around taking photos with a 10' device? The 1st iPad didn't even have cameras, and it did quite alright for itself. Complete non-issue for 99.9% of people.
3. Slow? Every single review has said this thing is blazing fast, which benchmarks showing raw number to be double and graphics from 5-8x. So by what standard is it 'slow'- you think 200mhz would have made a damn difference? You think they didn't run a multitude of tests/scenarios to balance Mhz and battery life, as well as heat? How much faster would 200mhz even be, and would it have a real-world effect? At what expense? You obviously don't have an answer to any of these questions- yet have the hubris to pretend you know better- even when every single hands on contradicts what you say. Idiotic knock, and again, non-issue.
4. You're a broken record. Too little, says who? You? Based on what? Again, absolutely nothing. A random comparison with another device running a completely difference OS, which by the admission of most reviews often 'lags'. My 1st gen iPad never feels slow, even with 1/2 the cpu, 1/2 the RAM, and a fraction of the video performance of the new one. Again, not a shred of evidence to back your claim of 'too little'.
Your entire post is a fail, and its clear that Apple understands what most people want more than you do. Where have I seem a spec list as an argument for why an Apple product will fail before? Oh yeah, pretty much every Apple product ever which became a massive success. Yet people like you will never, ever get it, and will throw the same arguments again and again regardless of the proven success of Apple's methodology.