Every single year I wake up at 2:55 AM EST and furiously reload the store from no less than 3 machines until inevitably find myself blocked by virtue of not having a "personal carrier plan." My Verizon BUSINESS ACCOUNT essentially cockblocks Apple from my nine hundred dollar purchase and every year I continue to do this charade only to end up at work on another Friday morning with no sleep no phone reservation and paying some scumbag a $200+ premium on ebay for an activated Verizon Phone.
Can someone explain why Apple without fail continues to block prospective full price purchases of their new flagship phone every year?
Why do I have to wait 3+ months to finally be granted the ability to buy an unlocked carrier free issued Plus Model?
I'm curious.
Let's say a prospective customer saw the keynote on wednesday after waking from a 9yr coma.
He wakes up and on his hi-definition hospital television he's watching the apple Keynote
(I don't know why but every room is full equipped with apple tv's and a sling TV skinny bundle or some ****...)
HUMOR ME!!)
This poor bastard's head is exploding for 2 hours and when it's all done Schiller announces pre-orders beginning on Friday 12:01 AM PST.
After taking back power of attorney his first order of business is to allocate one thousand bucks from the settlement money he got from the class action suit and prepares to buy this miracle machine supercomputer dude is on full tilt for pre-order...
Finally it's Friday morning 3 AM his time and after 7 mins of nervous reloading on his hospital issue macbook1 he finally gets the store to load and not 3 steps in to the pre-order process he realizes that he is literally BARRED FROM PURCHASE as he's no prior carrier relationship?
This dude spent the last 9yrs in a coma awakes to find himself in a fantasy world where he can carry around the entire internet in his pocket and sorry buddy Apple won't take his money or his business.
I'd like someone to explain to this man in his
Apple Hospital why he's not allowed to pre-order a ****ing iPhone from the manufacturers ****ing retail website.
Hey Angie, did Burberry hate money too?
Did you have to buy a license to rock one of those badass burberry rain coats?
#FireAngelaAhrendts
#TakeMyMoneyTim
#CarrierCockBlock
#iPhone7