I don't understand why people get so worked up about this sort of thing.
Those backdoors are there for your protection. They are put there for the exclusive use of the governments who we democratically elected. i.e.: the good guys.
We should all stop being so suspicious, and learn to fully trust the NSA and GCHQ. These guys are serious, trained professionals - not spotty nerds who are out to steal credit card numbers or pictures of your girlfriend!
As long as these backdoors are secure (and surely they are!), then we have nothing to fear.
Surely you must be trolling.