Dear Phil Schiller & Tim Cook,
It is clear that you guys have suffered a severe lapse of judgement when it comes to advertising Apple's products throughout 2012.
First, you failed miserably with the creepy celebrity-Siri ads. Then, the Retina MacBook Pro ad which was straight out of Dell's generic playbook.
But now, this?? Is this a late April Fool's joke???
Apple ads are supposed to appeal to people emotionally, are supposed to be simple, are supposed to be iconic, are supposed to be clever, are supposed to be award-winning, are supposed to appeal to all Apple users (both new & veteran).
Instead, these ads are ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE and they only say one thing: "Mac products are so incredibly difficult to use that you need a Mac Genius to help you use them."
You might think that because you are personally worth hundreds of millions of dollars that you don't need to learn anything in life anymore. I would strongly disagree with that mindset. I think you still have lots to learn.
I strongly recommend that you read the book "Insanely Simple" by Ken Segall. In his book, Ken Segall outlines, step-by-step, what made Apple's ad campaigns a success under Steve Jobs.
It is so incredibly clear that:
(a) Neither of you have read this book.
(b) Neither of you learned anything from Steve's ad campaigns in the past.
Please read the book "Insanely Simple" by Ken Segall, and try to focus on turning Apple's ads around.
It really baffles me WHY you guys are taking a company like Apple and treating it like the Titanic. Why are you guys purposely trying to run your ship into an iceberg over & over again?? It just boggles my mind at what you are doing.
Do you simply not care anymore?
If you don't care, then please resign and let people who DO care step to the top.
Thank you.