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French say they need the biggest condoms
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Do people really measure their penis? I've honestly never been even slightly compelled to do so. Is there any situation where you can recite your penis length that isn't going to make you look like an absolute tosser?
Perhaps no one's ever asked you before. I've had plenty of people ask, so I measured it. Why not? While I wasn't disappointed, I certainly am not the biggest I've ever seen. I would say I'm a bit above average. And let me tell you, I don't think that extra large condoms are any better either. They still strangle the poor guy. One of these days they'll get the damn things right.
I'm worried though, this posting fixation replacing the Keira Knightley ones is a bit odd.
Yeah, I never thought I'd say this after so many years (it has been at least 3, no?), but I'd actually prefer Keira over this.
It's all about penii, isn't it.
Depends on the temperature though. Here right now it's 2c
Shrinkage, huh? Pretty sure 2 centimeters is the smallest I've seen.
Is there an Absolute Zero for penis size, where the penis shrinks to nothing when it reaches this special temperature?
I'm not really convinced that French men have penises that are too large. Perhaps French women have vaginas that are too small.
I'm not really convinced that French men have penises that are too large. Perhaps French women have vaginas that are too small.
Most extra large are actually just extra long. Condoms for thick ones are more difficult to find.
I imagine there would be someone somewhere willing to stump up research funding for this. You should look into it...
Shrinkage, huh? Pretty sure 2 centimeters is the smallest I've seen.
Thankfully the heating has come on and things are back to normal
How do you right little oC?
It is now the practically baking 4 degrees Celsius
If laid it out on the keyboard it would stretch from A aaaallllllll the way to Z.
Everyone overexagerates those answers. 6"?! Please. 5.93" is normal.
If laid it out on the keyboard it would stretch from A aaaallllllll the way to Z.
Everyone overexagerates those answers. 6"?! Please. 5.93" is normal.
On most keyboards that's at most 4cm... at the least, less than one. Q to P would be more impressive.
Well, actually the survey said the French were on average 6", right? And didn't say they thought it was big, just their size.
Many people talk about their dick size here, but don't you think those who dare speak are those who have a big or decent one.
As a gay man with at least some experience I know there are lots of small ones out there, haha.
True, you can get the medium sized ones over your (proper) head and blow it up
6 inches? Pshhh. That's kind of funny that the French think they are the biggest when they are completely average.....
I wasn't talking about myself! - it was in reference to a Failblog post some idiot made a while ago, on a generic, QWERTY keyboard.
I wouldn't be so crass as to discuss such personal items in a public forum, trust me.
I like your keyboard there better..MechCosmo said:
This article forgot to mention the most important finding of the study:
Mac Users require bigger condoms than PC Users.
But Blackberry Users have bigger thumbs than iPhone Users!
I suspected as much. Do you know of any that are wider? And who makes them? I'll be the first to pick some up.