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French say they need the biggest condoms

iBlue said:
Trojan Magnum XL. ;)
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No- those were the first ones I tried. I've also tried Lifestyles XL, same thing. It's extremely frustrating. It seems to me that someone would already have addressed this issue.

EDIT- Wait, just looked them up on line. They might work. Thanks! I'll grab some next time I'm at the pharmacy.
 
Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.
 
mactastic said:
Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.
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That was scary..:)
 
leekohler said:
That was scary..:)
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Funny thing too, I was just watching that episode of South Park off my DVR over the weekend.

The scene with Bill Clinton is hilarious! "dinosauric". :p
Bill Clinton: My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have over the growing number of Japanese military bases forming in the United States. The new Japanese emperor, Hirohito, has made our own children into fighter pilots who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor. I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning, and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, he assured me, was nearly microscopic in size. My penis, he said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. Thank you.
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Can't wait for the link to the study where French women tend to like the males to fold the condoms in half to double the protection, throwing off the statistics for this survey.
 
leekohler said:
BTW Ms Blue, might there be any particular reason why you're familiar with the Trojan Magnum XL? ;) You DID recommend it after all. :)
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Are you trying to cause trouble? You do know her husband posts here.
 
As much as the article and people in this thread poke fun...I think this is something that has been established before, and not necessarily just with self-reported surveys. I'm too lazy to look it up now, but I've definitely seen other reports before now that made the same assertions.
 
OutThere said:
As much as the article and people in this thread poke fun...I think this is something that has been established before, and not necessarily just with self-reported surveys. I'm too lazy to look it up now, but I've definitely seen other reports before now that made the same assertions.
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...and the fact your avatar suggests you're from France is pure coincidence? :D
 
Aww! I just read the part of the article that mentions a spray-on condom! They should develop that! That would be perfect. You would have to worry about the size of the condoms anymore. It would be automatically form-fitting.
 
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