How would you take it off?
Plus you don't want it to be exactly form-fitting, you need a little space in front anyway.
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How would you take it off?
Plus you don't want it to be exactly form-fitting, you need a little space in front anyway.
How would you take it off?
Plus you don't want it to be exactly form-fitting, you need a little space in front anyway.
I'm imagining you could just peel it of like a regular one. And if you don't ejaculate in condoms (I don't), you don't need any extra space.
Hmm that would actually be quite an interesting idea! Sorry when you say spray, I just immediately think spray on tan
. Not exactly convenient to take off.
Hmm that would actually be quite an interesting idea! Sorry when you say spray, I just immediately think spray on tan
It sure would be a lot easier. I hope they develop this idea further.
I do believe that sentence is both matter and anti-matter.
TMI & NEI.
No one made you read it.
I doubt it. People struggle using regular condoms as is. Having the dexterity and attention to detail to spray a condom on properly whilst aroused/in the middle of foreplay does not bode well for unwanted pregnancies and sti transmission. Interesting idea but completely and utterly impractical.
It's the tightness of the regular ones that I struggle with. Being able to spray something on would be far more preferable from my POV.
So I had my post deleted (it was about measuring in the wrong direction). Given the level of (amusing) smuttiness that was accepted in this thread, I'm a tad suprised.
I'm not Trojan Magnum XL surprised, more KitSack sized surprised.
Edit:was it the reference to precisely the same spherical oblates as featured so prominently in iBlue's avatar?
I'm not Trojan Magnum XL surprised, more KitSack sized surprised.
Edit:was it the reference to precisely the same spherical oblates as featured so prominently in iBlue's avatar?
Yes it would be preferable to have custom made condoms for everyone. However the idea of individuals spraying on their own condoms whilst aroused/in the heat of passion is completely and utterly impractical. There's a lot of quality control in producing condoms to the required manufacturing standards to ensure adequate levels of safety - there is no way this could be replicated in the home. If they were to ever exist they would be inferior in protection to manufactured condoms.
Perhaps. It just seems like none of them work for me at the moment. It's extremely frustrating and limits me sexually (in the performance sense, or lack thereof).
Please let me know if you find it.
No one made you read it.
No, and I savour every chance to exercise that freedom.
As one ages, chances such as this gives us a chance to reflect on the reasoning involved.
This processing is not always rewarded.
Damn you beat me to it... I was going to post a similar idea. This method would resolve the 'impractical' assertion proposed by dotAndy and also resolve the ill-fitting aversions Lee has. Coat your Little Man in talcum powder, dip once, let stand in the sun for three hours to dry, and bingo!
My idea. Patented. Don't steal it.
3 hours? But that only gives me 1 hour of sexy time before I need to visit the ER.
I made the mistake (in a rush) of grabbing some Magnum XXLs (they were sold out of everything else)
By gawd, I think they're for horses, either that, or I got a defective box. I could (literally) roll this thing up to my knees.
I made the mistake (in a rush) of grabbing some Magnum XXLs (they were sold out of everything else)
By gawd, I think they're for horses, either that, or I got a defective box. I could (literally) roll this thing up to my knees.
It's either that or use a hair dryer to speed up the process. I was being sardonic in that statement - they'd have to make it extra-fast drying in order to work. Obv.
You must have tiny legs.Big-TDI-Guy said:I made the mistake (in a rush) of grabbing some Magnum XXLs (they were sold out of everything else)
By gawd, I think they're for horses, either that, or I got a defective box. I could (literally) roll this thing up to my knees.
Timmy- What are you doing?
George Costanza- What?
Timmy- Did, did you just double dip that dick?
George Costanza- Excuse me?
Timmy- You double dipped your dick!
George Costanza- Double dipped? What, what, what are you talking about?
3 hours? But that only gives me 1 hour of sexy time before I need to visit the ER.
I made the mistake (in a rush) of grabbing some Magnum XXLs (they were sold out of everything else)
By gawd, I think they're for horses, either that, or I got a defective box. I could (literally) roll this thing up to my knees.
They need to make them wider, that's the problem dammit. One of these days they will...a guy can dream, can't he?
You must have tiny legs.
That's the (@*#ed up part - I don't!!!
Brothas (or who ever can fill that trash bag), I tip my hat to you!
Well, you can make it part of the foreplay, you know, devise some games that involve spraying.
But the sheer mechanics involved - how are you going to make a reserve tip? Because I can't imagine it'll feel too great putting a halting stop to a 25mph protein fountain.
*ouch*
Or should I tape an exhaust tube alongside it prior to the "dip" ?
*ouch*
Or should I tape an exhaust tube alongside it prior to the "dip" ?