Funny, random movie quotes

[Parkin Pig]

The Green Mile

"I think this boy's cheese slid off his cracker"

 

[mscriv]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Brody

Such a great classic movie.

 

[sviato]

Always found this one funny: "Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead" - Pulp Fiction

 

[oscillatewildly]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Animal House

 

[DaKKs]

"Look, you guys. You're not Nazis, okay? You're punks. And anything bad and anything wrong, you wanna do it. I get it.... Now, let's go have a bagel."

Its from CBGB(2013). Even if its not you thing its worth watching just to see Stana Katic in that top. Hehe

Always wanted to go there tbh but it closed down before got had the opportunity to go to the US.

And:

"Don't scan my testicles. Ever again."
"Copy that." ~ Det. John Kennex and DRN Dorian, Almost Human S01E02

 

[And]

"AAaaargghhhhhhhhhhhh!"

- Most movies that involve screaming.

You'll enjoy this Wilhelm scream compilation then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdbYsoEasio

 

[mobilehaathi]

Bring out your dead!

 

[Shrink]

Bring out your dead!

And in the same vein...

"Run away!...Run away!"

 

[cuestakid]

"You think you can win on talent alone? Gentlemen, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TALENT TO WIN ON TALENT ALONE!"

Miracle

 

[Sydde]

Any line from Young Frankenstein.

When things get ugly, the one I alway think of, "could be worse ..."

 

[Drew017]

"I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?"

And in the same vein...

"Run away!...Run away!"

"You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!"

 

[Sydde]

"Just because you're allowed to do magic now doesn't mean you have to whip your wands out for everything!" – Molly Weasly

 

[PreacherKane]

"What we got here, is a faliure to communicate"


Cool Hand Luke

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"Let's play a game of **** off, you go first"

Olympus Has Fallen

 

[iJohnHenry]

"You still picking your feet in Poughkeepsie?" Popeye Doyle, The French Connection

Basically, you say something that sounds slightly ridiculous, slightly awful, and keep repeating it, and the suspect keeps denying it, getting more and more upset as you go on.

Then, when you've got them thinking you believe they've done this horrible thing they don't really understand, you switch and say, "OK, so you weren't picking your feet in Poughkeepsie that night, but you were doing X, right?" Where X is the thing you want to know if they were really doing.

By this point they should be so rattled that they'll say yes to this thing they did actually do, because at least it's not Poughkeepsie foot-picking.

 

[Shrink]

"What we got here, is a faliure to communicate"


Cool Hand Luke

I know I shouldn't do this, but I can't resist.

When Strother Martin says the line, he says..."What we have here is failure to communicate". There is no "a" before the word "failure".

When Paul Newman repeats the line later in the movie, he says..."What we have here is A failure to communicate."

I fully acknowledge that knowing that distinction is a sure sign of the need for immediate hospitalization...and I'm signing myself in momentarily!

 

[Apple fanboy]

I know I shouldn't do this, but I can't resist.

When Strother Martin says the line, he says..."What we have here is failure to communicate". There is no "a" before the word "failure".

When Paul Newman repeats the line later in the movie, he says..."What we have here is A failure to communicate."

I fully acknowledge that knowing that distinction is a sure sign of the need for immediate hospitalization...and I'm signing myself in momentarily!

You've seen that movie way to many times! Seek professional help immediately!

 

[iJohnHenry]

I fully acknowledge that knowing that distinction is a sure sign of the need for immediate hospitalization...and I'm signing myself in momentarily!

I knew that.

How do you feel about a double rubber room?

 

[Shrink]

I knew that.

How do you feel about a double rubber room?

As long as the meds are good stuff, I'm game for anything.

For purely medicinal purposes, of course!

 

[iJohnHenry]

As long as the meds are good stuff, I'm game for anything.

For purely medicinal purposes, of course!

All in the name of Science, absolutely.

 

[PreacherKane]

I know I shouldn't do this, but I can't resist.

When Strother Martin says the line, he says..."What we have here is failure to communicate". There is no "a" before the word "failure".

When Paul Newman repeats the line later in the movie, he says..."What we have here is A failure to communicate."

I fully acknowledge that knowing that distinction is a sure sign of the need for immediate hospitalization...and I'm signing myself in momentarily!

I suppose that's what you get when you don't do your homework properly

 

[Shrink]

I suppose that's what you get when you don't do your homework properly

No, it's just that you are undoubtedly a reasonably sane person reporting the usual representation of that line.

While I, on other hand, am a pitifully demented individual who stores bits of insanely trivial knowledge.

No offense meant, of course.

 

[palmerc2]

Not particularly funny, but my favorite quote from my favorite movie Fight Club:

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

-Tyler Durden

 

[StephenCampbell]

"I'm starving! We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!"

 

[iJohnHenry]

"I'm starving! We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!"

Billy Budd? I think I remember that scene.

Very helpful if you fall off your diet.

 

[Sydde]

I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.