Funny, random movie quotes

[Apple fanboy]

"I'm starving! We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!"

I prefer 'we could eat their legs. They don't need their legs!'

 

[Old Muley]

"Watch out for snakes!"

 

[Shrink]

"Ooh, you're so strict!"...Harvey Korman to Cloris Leachman in High Anxiety.

 

[The.316]

The royal pen!s is clean your Highness!

 

[Sydde]

I'm shocked, shocked to discover there is gambling going on here
Your winnings, sir
Oh, thank you

 

[obeygiant]

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

 

[Sydde]

Well, Jack. Now you know. This is a house of ill fame. And I'm a fallen flower. This life is not only wicked and sinful. It isn't even any fun.

 

[PreacherKane]

"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die.

Roy Blatty - Blade Runner

 

[rhett7660]

"They said you was hung?,"
"They was right!"


Blazing Saddles......