Funny, random movie quotes

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  1. Wzrd0715 macrumors newbie

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    "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody"

    "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

    Share some of your own, GIF's, memes, etc.
     
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    "These go to eleven."

    From the 1984 move, "This is Spinal Tap".
     
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    I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!
     
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    "Nuke the base from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

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    "Gonna give her couple of tickets to the GUNS show"

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    "Dorothy Mantouth is a SAINT"
     
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    We're Venture Capitalists From New Hampshire.
     
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    "My thirdddddd favorite civil engineer"

    "I'm out here tryin' to win a motha f***in' scholarship"

    -Pineapple Express
     
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    "Leave the gun, take the cannoli"

    More as I remember them.
     
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    Walter Sobchak: That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
    The Dude: ****in' A.
    Donny: And this guy peed on it.
    Walter Sobchak: Donny, please.
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    Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
    Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
    The Dude: He fixes the cable?
    Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

    (that was probably one of the best exchanges on film)
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    Jesus Quintana: Nobody ****s with the Jesus!


    -(all from) The Big Lebowski

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    it's actually; "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
     
  10. AustinIllini, Dec 6, 2013
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    "We should have shotguns for this kind of deal" -Jules Winfield (Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction)
     
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    Any chance we could include the film title with each quote?
    Get to the chopper

    I'll be back.

    Any Arnold Schwarzenegger film you ever saw.
     
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    "******, you ain't no ******. ******."

    Django Unchained.
     
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    Here come two words for you: Shut the **** up.

    from Midnight Run.
     
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    "AAaaargghhhhhhhhhhhh!"

    - Most movies that involve screaming.
     
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    We released ourselves on our own recognizance, maam.

    -Raising Arizona
     
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    Great Eddie Murphy Quotes

    "It was a stone groove, my man! You are, the most, righteous...Yeah right, just get the $#%^ out, man! Let's go!"

    "Merry New Year!"

    "I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins!"

    "Are you driving with your eyes open, or are you like using the force?"
     
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    "Hey, hey, hey, their playing my song. Lets go kill some monsters!" :)
     
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    To be distinguished from "Arrrrrrrgh", as arrrrrrrghed by Robert Newton's Long John Silver in the Disney "Treasure Island" (1950), wherein he created the definitive and ubiquitous pirate's guttural meme.

    ps- Ever notice how in some old foreign movies the "AAaaargghhhhhhhhhhhh!" continues for a second after the guy falling from a cliff hits the ground? :)
     
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    "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

    "You just cost yourself a soup!"

    "No soup for you - one year!"

    "You think you can get soup? Please, you're wasting everybody's time. Next!"


    Gotta love Seinfeld. :D
     
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    Is it THAT Machete movie I think it is? How is it?
     
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    It's not "Citizen Kane"...but for the genre it's fine. I'm a big Danny Trejo fan!
     

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