Funny, random movie quotes

Wzrd0715

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"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody"

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Share some of your own, GIF's, memes, etc.
 

PreacherKane

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"Nuke the base from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

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"Gonna give her couple of tickets to the GUNS show"

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"Dorothy Mantouth is a SAINT"
 

skottichan

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Walter Sobchak: That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
The Dude: ****in' A.
Donny: And this guy peed on it.
Walter Sobchak: Donny, please.
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Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

(that was probably one of the best exchanges on film)
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Jesus Quintana: Nobody ****s with the Jesus!


-(all from) The Big Lebowski

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"Nuke the base from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"
it's actually; "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
 

AustinIllini

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"We should have shotguns for this kind of deal" -Jules Winfield (Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction)
 
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The.316

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Great Eddie Murphy Quotes

"It was a stone groove, my man! You are, the most, righteous...Yeah right, just get the $#%^ out, man! Let's go!"

"Merry New Year!"

"I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins!"

"Are you driving with your eyes open, or are you like using the force?"
 

macmesser

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"AAaaargghhhhhhhhhhhh!"

- Most movies that involve screaming.
To be distinguished from "Arrrrrrrgh", as arrrrrrrghed by Robert Newton's Long John Silver in the Disney "Treasure Island" (1950), wherein he created the definitive and ubiquitous pirate's guttural meme.

ps- Ever notice how in some old foreign movies the "AAaaargghhhhhhhhhhhh!" continues for a second after the guy falling from a cliff hits the ground? :)
 
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twietee

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"NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

"You just cost yourself a soup!"

"No soup for you - one year!"

"You think you can get soup? Please, you're wasting everybody's time. Next!"


Gotta love Seinfeld. :D
 
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