I can't believe some of the posters on here, berating this guy because he had the audacity to return faulty goods and expect a replacement!
As I stated in my first post, customers deserve a reasonable time limit to return goods that they feel are faulty. You seem to have forgotten that:
1. This was his fifth replacement
2. He claims that Apple gave him a dented replacement with a herniated screen gasket
3. He drives 1.5 hours to the Apple store for said replacement, but does not think to open it up and check it himself before he leaves
4. That he "called Apple" to inform them of the problems with the dented replacement, waited an undisclosed period of time, and then returned on the very last day of his replacement period to get yet another replacement
If you believe all of the above to be true, I have a bridge to sell you.
I never said Apple is without fault in their products, nor did I say that customer should not be able to return faulty merchandise. What I did say however, is that the story of the OP doesn't make any sense, except when you consider all (or some) of his statements to be false.
It's their apple fan-girlism. It's kind of expected to be honest. They can't accept that the retina lineup is plagued with faulty hardware/manufacturing because they think apple is "perfect." When there far from it.
Do you think your lame attempt at name calling makes people believe that you are actually telling the truth? I did not ever say that Apple produces products without issues; the 1st gen Retina MBP had many display issues (which they continued to remedy even during the 1st gen timeline). What I have said, is that I don't believe your story of receiving replacement MBP that was dented and had a herniated display gasket. I did not support my hypothesis using nonsensical and/or nonlogical statements, as an "apple fan-girl" (your words, not mine) would do; rather, I used common friggin sense to come up with a conclusion that your story (in part, or in whole -- it doesn't really matter) is a fabrication.