I see the problem here. You want a fashion accessory, not a phone.
I'd like a combination of both actually. But getting the functionality right is definitely the most important thing first and foremost.
Too big? Can I ask how long you've used it for? The galaxy s2 seems really big at first and I came from a 3.7" htc desire, but the size soon becomes perfect. Easy to use with one hand but still has a nice big beautiful screen to enjoy.
I used the S2 for a few hours, and the Galaxy Nexus for a couple of days. However, I do have a 3.8" LG Optimus 7 and I know from that that a 4" screened device would be the absolutely maximum I could use one handed, and it probably wouldn't be very comfortable because I really have to stretch my thumb to reach that far. Anything larger and I phsyically can't get my thumb to the top right corner of the screen when using it one handed.
Too plasticky? If you spend more time using it and less time gazing at it you won't notice the plastic-ness of it. It's well built and feels like a premium product, not cheap, IMO.
I don't tend to gaze at my phone, but I do tend to hold it in my hand to use it, so I can feel when the device is too plasticky for my tastes.
Too light? Do you have something against a product being comfortable to hold for hours, which is exactly what you'll do with a phone?
I don't have anything against a product being comfortable to hold for hours, but I do have something against devices that feel insubstantial for their size. A bit more weight won't make it any less comfortable to hold, but it would make the device feel more substantial.
Unstable - market crashed the first time you opened it but did it crash subsequently? You can't call something unstable based on one crash.
Well it certainly wasn't a good start. I wasn't expecting it to crash the first time I opened it!
Rubbish web browser - not sure why you even posted this. It's android. There are about ten other web browsers to choose from, enjoy!
I haven't yet found a web browser on Android that doesn't rely on auto-fit to make text readable. I've tried Boat Browser, Dolphin, Maxthon, Miren, Opera and Skyfire. Do you know of any?
Some of these reasons are very fickle. If you represent the average iPhone user, I don't think there's ever going to be anything that google could do to persuade you to buy an android phone because you seem to be pulling reasons out of thin air here. Too light?! That is bizarre
I don't see why my requirements are any more or less important than yours or anyone elses. Right now there just isn't an Android device that meets my needs. And that's fine, I'll stick with my iPhone until there is.