So I did actually pick up my phone yesterday at the UPS Customer Center that's sort of attached to what is basically their main Denver hub. The phone was intact and not stollen and none of the horror-show reviews I read about said pick-up location happened in terms of me actually receiving the item I was supposed to have conveniently delivered to my personal address. To step back a bit, I contacted Apple again Sunday and was educated on their 72 hour delivery rerouting. Cool, would have been great to know that. I was also assured that it would automatically be rerouted to the closest UPS-adjacent type place that's as close and convenient as possible to my personal address. You know, because my personal address didn't apparently fit the bill with whatever driver they have "working" our neighborhood. So I still got the super unspecific all day "out for delivery" tracking info from UPS on Monday but then got a "hold at facility" or something like that (I've gotten so many the past few days, excuse my inaccuracy). Tracking then had it at the main hub in Commerce City, a scant 20 minute drive from my personal address. And, yes, I will continue to call it my personal address as this is where this all should have ended all along! Anyway, shocker, this wasn't rerouted to a location that was convenient to me (the UPS Store that's literally a mile away) as Apple had implied it would be but...
Got the alert.
And now when I say "got the alert" that's just me constantly checking. I don't want to give UPS, or Apple for that matter, any credit for being communicative. I don't have UPS's app and Apple never sent the follow-up email they promised they would. Makes me wonder why I can order a $10 item from Amazon and know when the delivery driver is three stops away?! Anyway, once I realized it was being held at the main delivery hub and it would never see the light of day at any of the multiple UPS-centric locations that are waaaaaaay more convenient than me schlepping out to Commerce City (horrible place if you're not from here) on a Monday during dinner time, I called their CS to get clarification whether or not it would actually be at the location they said it was. You know, because they've been so accurate and forthright and professional to this point. And despite my angry yelling at automation, it took me about a half hour to figure out how to maneuver through their call center shenanigans to talk to a person. Which I did and, when said person looked up the rich history of my stupid little packages journey, had the nerve to ask me why *I* thought this was taking so long. And after choice words on my part, he ASSURED me the package would be at the the Commerce City Customer Center. That if I drove down there right then they would have my package ready and waiting. Now of course I didn't believe a goddamn word out of his mouth but now I'm thinking if I don't make this one last effort who the F knows where this ends up. I'm already paying monthly installments for this stupid phone. How long does this go before I actually see it in person? And let's be honest here, I don't exactly trust the whole UPS "hold process" at this point.
Drive to Commerce City. Go to location phone is scanned at. Present tracking number. Response by woman working there: "Huh, that's weird."
Walks away without saying anything.
Comes back and says: "I need to have my driver go over to the warehouse for that. If you'd like to have a seat in the waiting area (basically where you'd expect to have to pick a loved one up from prison) or if you'd like to hang out in your car just keep an eye out for that big brown truck."
TONS of "big brown trucks" there for some reason.
Me: "So how long is this going to take?"
Her: "10-15 minutes." She then quickly disappeared to the back and I never saw her again.
But don't worry the whole stupid story has a super satisfying ending! After I dutifully sat in one of their waiting room chairs for, I'd say, 10 minutes or so, some other random guy came out and reached beneath the area the first woman who helped me had been working, pulling out a package. I watched the whole thing and was fairly confused when he called my first and last name. I, of course, said, "Yeah," and approached for my package. While signing for it I asked why it was just hanging out beneath the the area the prior woman, who was helping me find said package, was working, and where she even went at that point. To which I got the perfect response: "Who did you talk to? We have a lot of people working here..."